re-tope

1) the act of re-toping 2) when you shit your pants 3) when your playing happy wheels and your character falls off of his/her vehicle

John re-toped before he made it to the party

Cole re-toped so hard, that it smelled

by Coke Cella July 25, 2010

Toner

A noun; person, loser-ish, selfish and moody. But that's what makes him flawless.

Toner had a boner and was a stoner?

by anonymous April 14, 2005

toner

1.) Liquid used to help operate printers or overheads.
2.) Extreamly Gay Guy who things hes super cool

1.) Use the toner to fix the printer
2.) Man, that guy is being such a toner that i want to shoot him in the ass.

by wang wang March 7, 2003

Topeka Destroyer

when recieving a blumpie, blumpiee vomits upon blumpier's back. can be followed w/ a Des Moines Surprise.

She stopped giving me a blumpie when I took it to the next level with a Topeka Destroyer

by decay 66 April 9, 2003

Topend

During or after sexual intercourse, while your "partner" is in the cowgirl/reverse cowgirl position you unceremoniously back hand them to the bedroom floor or parking lot, depending on where the coitus is occuring.

Second definition:
While having sex in a plane or on top of a high cliff vigorous thrusting causes your partner to go ass over tea kettle.

Topended:
Becca was glad she had gone for the gold health plan at work. Getting "topended" into a moped will surely require stitches'.

Topending:
Marsha was only a flight attendant and wasn't suppose to jump with the other skydivers. However, "topending" is what she received from a randy instructor. Thankfully her fall to earth was short and filled with orgasms.

Topend:
Not being one to consider the needs of others, Bob would often "topend" his partner as soon as he busted a nut.

by Taco_Exchange and Monkey King March 3, 2009

tolerhate

To have to put up and shut up with a person, situation, co-worker etc. when you really want to shut them down, wipe out their family and anyone else who is in agreement and against yours when you know you're right.

I tolerhate my job and boss, but I must pay the bills and remain employed in order to raise my family.

by john2 January 25, 2008

Dong Taper

A transvestite that still has male genitals, who "tapes and tucks" their package before a night on the town.

Pete thought he'd scored a hottie at the bar, but it turned out to be a dong taper. He should have spotted the adam's apple...

by DarkSock September 7, 2007