Definitions by DarkSock

Dong Taper 

A transvestite that still has male genitals, who "tapes and tucks" their package before a night on the town.

Pete thought he'd scored a hottie at the bar, but it turned out to be a dong taper. He should have spotted the adam's apple...

Dong Taper by DarkSock September 7, 2007

Mud Horn 

Someone's arse, as it pertains to farting

Jen ruined the mood of the date when she disrupted dinner with a 100 decibel blast from her mud horn.

Mud Horn by DarkSock September 7, 2007