Dong Taper

A transvestite that still has male genitals, who "tapes and tucks" their package before a night on the town.

Pete thought he'd scored a hottie at the bar, but it turned out to be a dong taper. He should have spotted the adam's apple...

by DarkSock September 07, 2007

Mud Horn

Someone's arse, as it pertains to farting

Jen ruined the mood of the date when she disrupted dinner with a 100 decibel blast from her mud horn.

by DarkSock September 07, 2007