turd tickler

A gay man's penis. Also may refer to a straight man's penis, if straight man is engaged in buttsecks.

Toby wanted to take Geoff's turd tickler for a spin.

by Pissening January 15, 2014

midwest tickler

When a person eats a large amount of corn, then the next day takes a shit without wiping, and is immediately fucked in the ass. The corn in the poop "tickles" the dick, and it is called the midwest tickler because of the large amount of corn grown in the midwest.

Person 1: "The corn is knee high by the fourth of July."
Person 2: "Good, I want a midwest tickler sometime soon."

by Freddy15 June 23, 2008

wolf ticket

To speak aggressively to someone without intending to back it up with violence.

"He's selling wolf tickets", meaning he's barking but not going to bite.

by x July 23, 2003

Tickle by eMode

A social networking website that has tests, matchmaking, and general net socializing.

Go check out Tickle by eMode if you want to meet people on the internet.

by Skylar April 23, 2004

tickling the rubber

to have sex with a person using a condom

sup bro was she tickling the rubber?

by shakaberry May 15, 2010

ticket to heaven

In the movies when a bad person sacrifices himself to save others it is said that he has purchased his ticket to heaven.

The last minute self sacrifice to protect an innocent from an untimely death with no hesitation or concern for your own well being is to earn a ticket to heaven.

The bad guy took a bullet to save the girl thus buying his ticket to heaven.

by jsd9632 March 31, 2012

Tickle your pickle

To receive a handjob

I see your pickle sickle has not been tickled
Can I "tickle your pickle" for nickel
Now that I tickled your pickle and made it trickle

Run that nickel for that tickled pickle

by The pickle tickler February 3, 2020