Stoinky

A book that you can only read once as it has been covered in cum while reading, fusing the pages together.

Person 1 Ohhhh brother... my copy of Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules has gone Stoinky!!

Person 2 What the fuck is wrong with you man :(

by Hegg Greffly April 30, 2025

stonk on

A hard on or stiffy.

“Got a right stonk on now!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 30, 2025

Stonky

Being both stinky AND chonky

God damn, my cat here is so stonky!

by StonkaChonk December 6, 2025

old stoink

Is a woman that sleeps around.

Oh my god what's he doing with that old stoink !! She's already been with all of his mates and half of the local town!

by Montysky March 6, 2018

Bonker Stonker

A headache or similar mental condition, caused by an exhausting late night sex session the night before.

I've got a major bonker stonker today and it's affecting my concentration at work - but it was worth it!

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019

Big stronk

When you're having a stroke and can't pronounce stroke and say big stronk.

That guy had a big stronk

by Onward_Raft May 14, 2020

Booger stoink

A junkie wit no cash but his money

Wojak : "please hand a dolla or react to my tiktok!"
Chad : "Sorry, i don't give money to booger stoinks im kind of wealthy."

by Al Packino August 22, 2021