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Sift

1 The bottom of you bag of weed. contains flakes and weed dust that often times is impotent. Sometimes used to add a little weight to the bag depeding on the douchitude of the dealer. or

2 If your getting ripped off the contents of your entire bag of weed

see shake
1 Weed conissuer 1: I just bought some of that bomb shit man.

Weed conissuer 2: Lets just through that little bit of Sift at the bottom and add it to the blunt to fatten it up a bit.

2 Newbe smoker 1: I paid 40 dollars for this. It looked like a bud because of how compressed it was.

Newbe smoker 2: thats definately 3 grams of sift dude... and it smells like middies

Weed conissuer 1: You bitches got owned. Smoke some of this Blueberry haze with us.
by Refeerus Majoris January 28, 2009
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Stick Shift

When a man is laying on his stomach and he gets an erection. When it starts to hurt the man pulls his penis up so its horizontal and so that the head of the penis touches the belly button.
When I was laying in bed watching a shot at love with Tila Tequila I had to stick shift to stop the pain.
by Joe Shea May 19, 2008
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Shift

To kiss, usually with tongues. A word used by irish teenagers
Will ye go shift me cousin over by the chairs their lad
by LesKen February 6, 2019
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Fake Shifter

A depressed person that always tries to pretend that she's not depressed anymore while she still is.

When she pretends so, we call it a "fake shifting".
Tommy: mom, can I stop taking these drugs? I don't need them anymore.

Tommy's Mom: you can't, Tommy, you're depressed and I don't want you to kill yourself.

Tommy: that's okay mom, i'm not depressed anymore. I feel good, now.

Tommy's little brother: he's a liar, mommy! Look at the cut marks on his arms! He's still harming himself!

*Mom looks at the cut marks*

Tommy's Mom: why are you trying to lie, Tommy?

Tommy's little brother: that's because he's a fake shifter!
by imfreakishlyyours January 17, 2010
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Night Shifting

When one or more persons take turns defecating in a briefcase (usually done past 10:00 pm). They must then pick a target and leave the briefcase on the porch of the victim, before leaving the porch they must ring the doorbell.They then proceed to watch the victim obtain the briefcase from across the street while safely hidden under the cover of darkness.
Leona did not allow Vernon to make entry through her anal cavity, so Vernon took it upon himself to avenge his penis through Night Shifting.
by jbaldwintheninja93 July 6, 2010
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pull a shifty

When you do something behind everyone's back without anyone finding out.
Person One : "Did I ever tell you that I slept with that swamp-donkey six months ago after their house party?"

Person Two : "NO YOU DID NOT! I cannot believe that you could pull a shifty like that with me, I thought we were best friends."
by Ali JTB October 11, 2005
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sifty

A very dodgy person indeed. The kind of person who lurks in backgrounds, dodgy eyes, the works...
by MattyP April 18, 2005
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