sprinkler

It's when you're with a sexpartner (or alone) and right before you cum you grab a hold of the ceilingfan and spin around while spreading your seed all over the place.

Man 1: Man, I watched a movie with this uptight bitch yesterday.
Man 2: She didn't let you...?
Man 1: No. So i pulled the sprinkler in her livingroom.

by Van Houten December 9, 2008

suppository spritzer

n/v.
A sexual act involving a funnel inserted into the anus of another being, followed by the vigorous shaking and expulsion of cola into the funnel, leading to the inner rectum.

Dude I found some hippos, wanna suppository spritzer these fags?

So I was raping my teacher the other day, and all I can say is she took the suppository spritzer very well.

by Itchy Lips February 20, 2009

Spitzered

Getting so drunk you forget to put your porn collection away leading to it's discovery in the morning.

Mike: The old lady's breathen down my neck.

Ike: I told you to quit getting spitzered.

by Mbob March 20, 2008

sprinkler

when a man pulls his penis out right before cumming and put it up against the girls chin and cum so it sprays like a water fountain

My girlfriend likes to have the sprinkler done to her in bed.

by The Dominator October 14, 2003

Springer

When you shit yourself because you are so drunk.

Oh man, that didn't feel right. I think i just pulled a springer.

by John "Grover Fresh $" January 2, 2006

Sprinkler

6 mexicans, 1 asian, and 5 black people.

what do you call 6 mexicans, 1 asian, and 5 black people?
i dont know, what?
A Sprinkler!
wha....?
it goes spick-spick-spick-spick-spick-spick chink niggah-niggah-niggah-niggah-niggah-.
hehe.... fuken' wierdo

by kaiyubi-kage December 28, 2005

Seagull Spritzer

When a bird shits on your head from a great height, usually rendering you blind. Can be cured with Ostrich Oil

'Oh God, not another Seagull Spritzer'

by seagullsperm October 28, 2011