2 definitions by Mbob

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Getting so drunk you forget to put your porn collection away leading to it's discovery in the morning.
Mike: The old lady's breathen down my neck.

Ike: I told you to quit getting spitzered.
by Mbob March 20, 2008
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A man who will treat you like a princess until he decides one day to break your heart into a million pieces. This will be sudden and harsh-- without warning. Can be used in any context talking about a bad relationship
That boy is such a Roe, why did I ever like him?
He's such a Roe, did you hear he broke up with her on her birthday?!
by MBob September 30, 2013
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