Splofing

To ejaculate on one's shoes without show owners knowledge

Jimmy was in her parents bedroom closet splofing while she was in the living room on the couch asleep

by EbolaChola January 8, 2023

sploofy goofy

explaining the most goofy ass act of deviousness

bro this is so sploofy goofy i swear that starved dog can stun lock a high level boss

by funnynikiamongus June 23, 2023

spoff

a person who would not go on a school trip because "every day counts" or the type of person to remind the teacher of homework.

1: did you hear that *insert name* said that they're going to move down to the lowest year groups for people with disabilities just because they got lower than *insert name*?

2: yeah, hes such a spoff!

by iliketoeat5chunkypotatoesaday July 25, 2023

Sploofle

Jumping or walking on your bed

Hey want to go sploofle on the bed?
Sure let's go!

by Sploofie July 28, 2023

Spliff

A low quality tobacco-cannabis rolled cigarette. Because the owner couldn’t wait until the bud properly cures. So he can roll pure joint

Yesterday i smoked a spliff and thought it would be good

by Smokerukdrill August 17, 2023

Sploof

The definition of a sploof: someone who is constantly doing an idiotic thing that could or could not have been easily prevented

Marine dropped her vibrator out of her pocket in the middle of class, not once but twice.. everyone called her a sploof.

by GreyTime November 1, 2023

spliffty

A word to describe a gremlin

Eimear toman is a spliffty

by 1773737::773 December 20, 2023