Camel Spider

Latin scientific designation given to Jeremy Bakke's highly mutated pubic lice.

Jeremy's camel spider's once over took an entire sorority just by him leaving his boxers in the hot tub.

by Tanker.45 October 26, 2010

Kermit Sewer Slide

Often sites and multiplayer games censor certain words and phrases in an effort to be ad-friendly or kid-friendly. As Commit Suicide is a common casualty of this moderation, this phrase is a way to bypass the filters.

*Jimmy and Dave are playing Roblox because the school banned various actually good video games*
Jimmy: Today is another wonderful day to be alive!
Dave: Go Kermit Sewer Slide

by RussianDumbass June 2, 2019

Nike Slides

The infamous slide that brings all races, genders, and backgrounds together by wearing a slip on sandal that is sleek yet elegant and can be matched with anything commonly worn with socks.

Look down everyone is wearing there Nike Slides

by Kingofkings69420 May 12, 2018

taco slide

Pressing your boner against a wet clit and sliding up and down a little. So so for the men but the ladies love it.

She says "pull out for a minute and give me the taco slide, it's my favorite".

by Jeff McNabb August 28, 2007

spider

One of evolution's greatest success stories. There are spiders all over the world, and the oldest known fossil spider is 380 million years old. Spiders are eight-legged and carnivorous, use silk in a variety of ways depending on the species. Many spin cobwebs to catch prey, larger spiders line the edge of their burrows with web. The bolas spider is named because it throws a line of web ending in a sticky lump to catch prey. Spiders inspire fear and revulsion, quite undeserved, but probably not helped by years of movies telling us spiders are humanity's enemies. Schools are not much more helpful. I still remember a science teacher telling us a black widow was the size of a human hand, which is rubbish. There are some dangerously venomous spiders, like widow spiders, funnelweb spiders, brown recluse spiders and brazilian wandering spiders, but they are a tiny minority of the huge number of spiders in the world. Just to drag some widely-held beliefs into the light of reality:
1: Spiders are not watching you. Most, apart from some jumping spiders, have very poor eyesight.
2: Spiders do not come out of plug-holes. A spider in the bath has fallen down there and can't get out due to the bath's slippery sides.
3: Large hairy spiders are not automatically dangerous. In fact nobody has ever died from a tarantula bite.
4: Women are not automatically scared of spiders. In fact most of the calls the British Tarantula Society gets regarding fear of spiders are from worried men.

Hysterical person: Help! I saw a spider! I'm not going to bed! It might be there waiting for me!
Other person: What makes you think any self-respecting spiders would want to get into your bed?

by StormSworder August 15, 2006

Spider-Man

Spider-Man is a fictional character, a comic book superhero who appears in comic books published by Marvel Comics. In the comics Spider-Man is often referred to as "Spidey", "web-slinger", "wall-crawler", or "web-head". Created by writer-editor Stan Lee and writer-artist Steve Ditko, he first appeared in Amazing Fantasy #15 (August 1962). Lee and Ditko conceived the character as an orphan being raised by his Aunt May and Uncle Ben, and as a teenager, having to deal with the normal struggles of adolescence in addition to those of a costumed crimefighter. Spider-Man's creators gave him super strength and agility, the ability to cling to most surfaces, shoot spider-webs using wrist-mounted devices of his own invention which he called "web-shooters", and react to danger quickly with his "spider-sense", enabling him to combat his foes.

Spider-Man was placed 3rd in IGN's Top 100 Comic Book Heroes.

by Caleb_Nyuu June 12, 2013

Slidell

The most boring town in Louisiana filled with fake hoes.

Hi, I’m from Slidell where all we do is walk around fremaux and create fake ass rumors thinking we’re cool

by Northshorehoes July 16, 2018