Spare Tire

The fifth person on a double date. Similar to the third wheel.

John was a spare tire on our date last night. It got especially awkward when he started taking pictures of us.

by GingerMarie January 2, 2009

Spartacus

The best guy on F2 and Flecko, in his own not so humble opinion. A moderator, he is also known as Lothar, whose Strength is a Legend, and his Skill Conquers All... he has also been known to say, "Carpe Mammarium", which means 'Seize the Breasts' in Latin.

Spartacus is triplefold bitchin'.

by Spartacus September 8, 2004

spartacus

A person you think is homosexual

Oh Spartacus, nice tight jeans you're wearing there.

by Smiaras May 6, 2004

sparta

3/5 of ex-band At The Drive-In, took a more direct, post-hardcore approach to the music compared to their counterparts The Mars Volta, who do weird prog-shit and only have fans cos they're too scared to admit that they're listening to them simply to be cool.

Generally more coherent music that is pretty listenable.

"Can we make a decision, without confusion"

Sparta - Sans Cosm

by lechuza July 19, 2004

sparetire

When a fat person has a ring of fat that hangs off thier pants all around thier midsection resembling a sparetire.

That bitch was carrying a sparetire big enough to put on my car!

by Willhough January 10, 2007

spartamon

Best pokemon ever. Appears as a halfsized Leonidas in full Greek battle armor. Capable of more than the traditional four moves, but cannot learn or forget any. The moves are as follows-

SPARTAKICK - Delivers a wonderful blow to the chest and hurls the enemy towards the nearest bottomless pit. Causes confusion.

SPARTAYELL - Reduces enemy's ATTACK and COCKSIZE. Move cannot be commanded, and is performed randomly.

PHALANX - Hardens the pokemon, increasing DEFENSE while inflicting critical damage. Causes enemy trainer frustration.

THISISSPARTA - Pokemon instantly literally explodes in a fit of rage, though the other pokemon isnt affected much, except that now it has a firm understanding of where it is in its life, and realizes that its merely a fictional character, therefor proceeding to also explode, considering its lost its will to live, causing a massive confusion for both trainers. This confusion causes the two trainers to engage in hand to hand combat, resulting in other trainers to come pick sides. The escalating combat then draws in opposing nations, which eventually leads to the downfall of man. In a video game.

GODOFWAR - Causes Kratos to interfere in a completely different video game. He appears in complete confusion, and shouts and curses at people ranting on about killing zeus, then vanishes. Nothing else really happens.

*Oh no! BUG CATCHER wants to battle!!*

-" Go CATERPIE!!"

- "Go SPARTAMON!!"

- "SPARTAMON, use PHALANX!!"
*SPARTAMON used PHALANX!*
*SPARTAMONS DEFENSE rose!*
*CATERPIE became frustrated!*
*CATERPIE used STRING SHOT!!*

- "SPARTAMON, use GODOFWAR!!"
*SPARTAMON used GODOFWAR!!*
*Mystical KRATOS appeared!!!*
*KRATOS yelled alot!!*
*CATERPIE is unaffected!*
*CATERPIE used TACKLE*

- "SPARTAMON, use SPARTAKICK!!!"
*SPARTAMON used SPARTAKICK!!*
*CATERPIE fell down a hole!!*
*Its not very effective*
*CATERPIE is confused!!*
*CATERPIE is unable to move!*

- "SPARTAMON, use THISISSPARTA!!"
*SPARTAMON used THISISSPARTA!*

Gameboy shuts off as it thunders in the distance...

by blackmail102 June 1, 2010

Spardacest

A term used in the Devil May Cry fandom for trying to justify making incest ships between brothers and their Son/Nephew and others in the Sparda nuclear family

Kate: Don't complain about my Dante and Vergil ship, it's just spardacest. Plus, DMC has always been incest-coded

John: Are you fucking retarded? Just say you secretly want to fuck your brother. Jesus!

by Soulless Render August 5, 2021