get the smooth off

v. To be the first to use something.
Derived from the experience of being the first to get into a new jar of peanut butter, thus being the one to get the smooth off the top.

John bought a new car, but he let Shirley get the smooth off by driving it first.

by etymographer October 25, 2006

Blending her Smoothie

giving a girl a rim job and fingering her at the same time

Guy1: dude I was blending her smoothie last night.
Guy2: Nice

by TheBerto March 4, 2011

Sour apple smoothie

When a boy is eating out, A girl with Syphilis which is a STI, the girls genitals queef out a green substance which, obviously makes the boy throw up on the girls vagina.

Dude: "bro i got a sour apple smoothie yesterday"
other dude: "from where?"
Dude: "your girlfriends house"

by PleaseStop:) October 25, 2023

smooth

To be of a pimps caliber....

he is smoothing it out...or he is a smooth demon

by Pat the Don September 6, 2003

smooths

Marbolo Menthol Smooth cigarettes.

Hey, bum me a few smooths.

by SmoothSmoker June 14, 2010

smooth

cool or awesome. another way of saying. "I like it"

Dude look at that car!
yeahhh its hella smooth.

by aliiiii February 24, 2008

smoothie

gay sexual practice, a gerbel is dehaired with "NEER" hair remover. then placed in a paper towel tube, and the tube is placed at the opening of one lovers anus, the other lover then blows a hit of crack cocain into the tube. you figure out the rest.

Bruce enjoyed his weekly smoothie from Felix,it made his feel like a little girl again.

by cj December 4, 2004