hooker safari

A Hooker Safari is the act of driving into a location containing hookers and proceeding to throw rotten fruit at them. This is usually done by a party of 3 people in a 4-door car; however, there have been documented cases of 5+ people taking multiple vans and barrels of bad produce into the inner-city, using the sliding doors to their advantage.

After stopping at the local Stop and Shop to pick up some bad produce, Alice, Bob, and Trent all went on a hooker safari. They returned home at about 4am.

by Kabooofa November 5, 2008

Safe fam

An east London term for a good friend or someone who will always back u up

Yo, my friend jimbobly Martinez trunkle bootz is a safe fam you get me?

by EnglandIsMyTtty September 13, 2017

Safe Sex For Kids

Safe Sex For Kids is a program that allows kids to have sex in a supervised room. It is a very safe enviroment where your kid can have the sex they want. We will not allow kids over 150 pounds in our facilities and participants mustbe ages 8 to 18. Small rooms, Medium rooms and Large rooms will be provided at prices $50 and up. If you would like to send your kids here to out facilities, please call 905-728-2888. Our facilities are located at 67 Brookbroont rd., Kinashida, Ponersprular.

Parent 1: Where should I send my kids to have sex, safely?
Parent 2: Safe Sex For Kids of course! Just read the article on Urban Dictionary!

by Giahwgfa 2 November 14, 2019

KYS (keep yourself safe)

There is a difference in KYS (Kill Yourself) and KYS (Keep Yourself Safe). One being a suicide threat, and the other one being a form of generosity thinking about others and their life.

You: You should KYS

Billie Eilish: "Fuck, that's it *gets knife*"
You: No it means KYS (Keep yourself safe)
Billie Eilish: "oh thanks" *humanity restored

by Sussymogusballz69420 June 5, 2022

safari

1.When you go online to look at no specific type of porn and you just let the links take you through an erotic maze of spyware infected porn sites.
2.Starting an erotic internet adventure by going to a free gallary porn site and clicking on a minimum of ten links and/or thumbnails before your allowed to stop and choose which site you want best.

"A:dude so i found the crazyest shit last night while i was safari'ing
b:what was it?
A: let me say this...i didnt know paper mache was considered an erotic art until now"

"what...you've never just let the porn take you to magical places?
no?
dude, you haven't lived till you've gone on safari!"

by Benjaminraphi October 6, 2007

Sarah-Safe

Food that is Gluten-Free, Corn-Free, Dairy-Free, Soy-Free, Casein-Free, non GMO, Fully Organic, artificial coloring free, dye free, preservative-free, salt-free, mango-free, avocado-free, coconut-free, sesame-free, palm oil-free, cottonseed oil free, sorghum-free, tomato free, sulfate-free, sulfite-free, nitrate-free, nitrite-free, MSG-free, peanut-free, pistachios-free, and Red #5 free.

Freeze, don't eat that soup! It might not be Sarah-Safe, we're out of Epi-Pens, and I'm too drunk to drive you to the hospital.

by Sir Vello November 22, 2011

safari

When white-collar white guys take part of their lunch hour to drive around really bad neighborhoods marvelling at the indigenous people and they way they live...while hoping not to get shot or jacked.

We went on safari yesterday to Division Street. We saw a group of porch monkeys grooming each other (haircuts) and one level 60 mooncricket who definitely wanted to kill us.

by bigdaddyz99 July 18, 2008