A person who is allergic to peanuts, i.e. Greg "Garbo" Garbowsky

To be free from peanuts and all peanut products for fear of an allergic reaction of differing severities.
Garbo: There's no peanuts around right?
Joe Jonas: Nope, we made sure.
Garbo: Great, because I'm PEANUT-FREEEE
Kevin Jonas: Yes, Greg, we know... didn't you see our Thank You's?
by BreaSzmanGarbo March 26, 2009
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The table where bringing your PB&J sandwich can get you charged with murder.
Inmate 1: What are you in for?
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.
by Track and Shield November 12, 2021
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The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.
Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?

Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.

Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.
by Track and Shield November 11, 2021
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