Jay Patel

A vegetarian God with a muscular physique and beautiful sun-kissed skin. Someone who is a Jay Patel cannot use scalpels or swim.

Her: Wow, who's that guy?
Him: Don't even try. He's a total Jay Patel. He's out of your league.

by jaypatel730 December 1, 2017

Pakistani Patdown

When an Indian "off duty, plainclothes police officer" thoroughly examines a small defenseless woman for weapons, explosives and narcotics inside of Bradford public transport.

Bhupinder : Ma'm, please calm down, this is standard procedure. In article 13.50, they refer to it as a "Pakistani Patdown".

by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021

pasted

A girl/boy that is just butt ugly with no redeeming features. See also butters

wow man ant mcpartlan is just so pasted!

by W-UNIT October 4, 2003

Patel Shake

Once finished with filling gas at the pump the act of turning the gas nozzle at a 180 degree angle so that the hose is in front of your face, then shaking the hose in a circular manner until every last drop of gas is in your tank.

Anil Kapoor: Hey Rajesh what are you doing there?

Rajesh Patel: Just getting every last drop of gas out for my cheap ass, you know the ole "Patel Shake."

by Hsuan May 5, 2010

Paedogeddon

Describes what happens when the ranks of puppy-squeezers reaches critcal mass.

Matthew Kelly is yet another victim of Paedogeddon.

by neilbombd January 30, 2003

lenny pate'

a tweaknut that went to cardozo. often hangs with supergreg.

lenny pate' looks like jordan but has furrier eyebrows.

by slewnuts March 28, 2004

harshil patel

extremely stingy and tries to sell you broken products for full price
someone who will work at a dairy just for the pleasure of banding them for a very long time.
enjoys saying "thank you very much, please come again".
has pictures of Apu and slushy machines in his bedroom wall

"dude you being such a Harshil patel"

by connor banks September 8, 2017