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Everyone with this name ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS built like Squidward. There NO CHANCE that they nose less than 2 feet long. Jay Patel's also be garbo at math and always be having bad grades.
Friend: Yo your house is pretty big bruh
Jay Patel: No bruh I live in a shack
by ipeepant November 05, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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One who is defined by dominance and excellence.
Chuck Norris once walked the earth with a massive erection. There were no survivors. This is an example of dominance and excellence.

Used in a sentence: Man, Chuck Norris is so Jay Patel.


by Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet August 25, 2008
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A vegetarian God with a muscular physique and beautiful sun-kissed skin. Someone who is a Jay Patel cannot use scalpels or swim.
Her: Wow, who's that guy?
Him: Don't even try. He's a total Jay Patel. He's out of your league.
by jaypatel730 December 01, 2017
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