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naked as a jaybird 

completely nude, entirely naked, totally unclothed
That kid was naked as a jaybird. What the fuck was he up to?

Naked mud wrestling party

A party where you can watch naked women mud wrestle and guys can even mud wrestle naked them selves.
Are you going to that naked mud wrestling party?

naked bike ride 

a great uvm tradition.
last day of classes for fall and spring semester. we get trashed and run through campus in a big parade naked.
and NO ONE gets arrested
Hi mom
Guess what
I'm running naked and i'm drunk

Are you watching the naked bike ride tonight?
no dude im biking
sweet. . .

Naked chicks 

A response of agreement used when your buddy comes up with an exceptional idea or plan. Said as if you were wishing hot naked chicks to just appear and congratulate your bud by seductively rubbing themselves all over him. Not to be used sarcastically. But if used sarcastically, I guess it'd be ugly naked chicks. Ewww.
Buddy, "It'd be faster if we stop digging this pit with our hands and start using shovels, maybe even get a backhoe."

You, "Naked chicks, dude!"
Naked chicks by Jojobeed November 30, 2010

rear naked poke 

Rear Naked Poke:
The act of having sex in the doggie style position then slapping the rear naked choke on your willing partner and choking them out completely, all the while you're still having sex with them even while they are out cold, continue having sex until they completely wake up again.
The "Rear Naked Poke" should only be attempted by willing partners trained in the ways of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
She let me rear naked poke her, and like a champ she didn't even try to Tap Out. When she woke up she said "that shit was crazy, I liked it."
rear naked poke by Jimmy The Mutt February 19, 2008

Naked Dave 

Naked Dave (The Naked Dave Project) refers to a series of paintings created by Laura Molina, inspired by her relationship with illustrator and Rocketeer creator, Dave Stevens.

The term "Naked Dave" was coined by Beth Preistler-Schmidt after she saw Laura Molina's second painting of Dave Stevens in 1996. The project has been on the web since 1998. and NakedDave.com has been online since 1999.
Naked Dave by Red Moon December 17, 2008