Mekyhi Maxey

HE’S FUCKING HIM

Mekyhi Maxey is so himothy

by Mekyhi October 4, 2023

Tyrese Maxey

The best basketball player ever. Typically scoring above 40 points and winning games for the Philadelphia 76ers. Please don’t trade him Elton Brand or we will raid the team facility.

Tyrese Maxey pleases with his basketball skill and his massive 3rd leg.

by Tyrese Maxey No.1 Fan May 1, 2024

jelq maxer

"Jelq Master: noun. A person who has mastered the ancient art of 'pulling one's penis shaft' so effectively that they could probably convince you it's a fitness technique of enlarging.

Person A: "Hey, did you hear about John? He's become a real jelq maxer."
Person B: "Oh really? Is he into some jelqing program now?"
Person A: "Nah, turns out he's just really good at convincing people to lend him jelq sessions."

by balaala June 18, 2024

A Maximally Informed Decision

And also, FALSE Russell.

Hym "You are right that who the heroes and villains are DOESN'T matter. Which is why obfuscating the 2 ISN'T GOING TO WORK. I need to be able to make a MAXIMALLY INFORMED DECISION. If obfuscating to try and trick me 'Maximally informing me?' No. It isn't."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2025

Girth maxed

When a male enters a vagina too small and it causes severe tearing of it’s inner walls

Did you hear that Johnny Girth Maxed Claire?

by Theedger November 6, 2025

Dennisia Viternia Maxima

When you're the biggest pile of human shit on Earth and everyone wishes you were dead.

Stop being such a Dennisia Viternia Maxima all the time, Bob.

by Peitro Tabonski July 5, 2019

Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025