knee action

see knee sex

To get have one's knee fondled, stroked, or stimulated in any way by your knee buddy.

Wow, did I get some good knee action last night!

by **noodleface** September 30, 2006

kneeing a loaf

To take a shit. Originates in South Yorkshire, but heard in North of England more widely.

"Sorry I couldn't take your call, but I was halfway through kneeing a loaf and couldn't get to the phone."

by Dr. Phil O'Boogie January 5, 2009

Knee-shin

To go to kick but end up hitting your knee or shin area

I went to kick the door but was to close so I knee-shinned instead.

by TaigaAisaka February 20, 2012

Knee-Grow

A type of steroid that helps your knee grow big and strong. The steroid originated from Africa and made its way here by boat some 300 hundred years ago, they were stacked over top each other for maximum space.

"Man, I need a Knee-Grow".
"Knee-Grows are so cheap these days".
"Knee-Grows are just flying off the shelf ".

by Knee-Grow united March 25, 2019

Wii knee

Tenderness or soreness in the knees from excessive use of the Nintendo Wii Fit. Aggravated especially by hula hooping for long durations. Similar in nature to tennis elbow.

"I can't jog today, I've got a serious case of Wii knee from that expert level hula hooping session last night"

by Jiiniii November 4, 2008

bad knee day

Similar to a bad hair day, but instead of having nasty looking hair, the victim has nasty looking knees. May result in dryness, stubble from shaving, rashes and/or birthmarks.

Most often used by women.

Wow, look at all that stubble. I'm sure having a bad knee day today!

by Hazzat April 23, 2010

Dis-knee to the groin

When one feels subjected to too many Disney movies

Although John loved his daughter, watching Lion King 47 times felt like a dis-knee to the groin

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 9, 2016