Jeet Jet?

The butchering of the phrase "Did you eat yet?" by Pittsburghers. It's so horrible how we do this.

Person A: Jeet jet?
Person B: No, j'oo?

by Lady Pain March 5, 2005

Fuel the Jet

Your body is the Jet, the fuel is booze.

Person 1: You ready to go fuel the jet? We have two handles and a keg.

Person 2: LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by holdmuhdiiiiiiiiick January 26, 2011

Swiffer wet jet

The ultimate form of a duster.

Adam sucks so much at hockey he's such a swiffer wet jet.

by swifferwetjet1 February 20, 2011

Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier

The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.

I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)

by ManfredManley October 3, 2013

Unload the jet skis

To poop on the beach by the treeline.

I have to unload the jet skis on that picnic table by that vacationing family.

by godnus May 4, 2009

Nigger Jet Pilot

1.) Reply to statement of unlikely truthfulness, said with sarcasm .

2.) A pilot of a jet propelled aerial vehicle who is of African ancestry

1.) guy 1: "Hey I made it in the NFL"

guy 2: " Sure, and I'm a Nigger Jet pilot"

2.) Guy on an Air plane: "Dude check it out, we have a nigger jet pilot"

by Tormentor 123414 January 24, 2011

Steven on a Jet Plane

Being so drunk that you start making up random words to your favorite songs.

Person One: What's everyone laughing at?
Person Two: Oh that girl over there is so drunk that she's Steven on a jet plane to Abba's Dancing Queen

by barbershopnut February 19, 2010