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jacked as shit

When a person thinks that they are really strong with enormous muscles, but in reality they are small.
-Soccer Player: Hey bra, I just maxed out at 140 on bench!

-Football Player: Wow, dude! Ur jacked as shit!

-Soccer Player: I know, right?
by mtnt69 May 8, 2011
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Jackie Chan

A international action superstar. became a big star in Asia with 1978's Snake in the Eagle's Shadow but did not breakthrough internationally until the 1995 film Rumble in the Bronx. Despite what many think Jackie actually studied Chinese Opera. But the skills he learned there allowed him to become a great mimic of martial arts, and allowed him to mix true MA with the more theatrical elements of Chinese opera.beginning in the 80's he move from being a Kung Fu star to being more of an action star (His movies began emphasizing stunts and shorter kickboxing style fights over long intricate kung fu fights), but in the west he is known as a Kung Fu star mostly because he is Asian and has fight scenes in his movies. He has tried to stray away from that stereotype in recent years and his HK films have become more serious dramas with some action over the high octane action comedies for which he is known. He is also not free of controversy, he has one previously unacknowledged child with a former Miss HK. Jackie has also stated he really only does his American projects so he can finance more movies in Hong Kong and China.
by Mr.??!! July 12, 2011
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Jizz Jacketed

When somebody ejaculates into a jacket then throws it at you as a prank
Ewww dude thats fucking nasty i just got jizz jacketed
by Lee Harvey January 11, 2009
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Apple Jacked

Have your ipod stolen or "jacked".
I left the windows down in my car and I got apple jacked.
by S-ter September 25, 2008
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fat jacket

The layer of fat on the average North American, both male and female, which covers the upper body. Components of the fat jacket include the panace, manboobs, backfat, and underarm sag. Although the jacket can be useful in winter as an additional layer of warm clothing underneath the underwear, it is more often a hindrance to mobility, flexibility, and getting laid.

The jacket is usually made mostly of nachos and cheese, although chicken wings are often used, and the jacket can be grown thicker through extended periods of sitting on the couch.

The fatjacket requires minimal maintenance, although it must be cleaned relatively often to remove the odour generated by sweat buildup.
1) I need to work out more regularly, because my fat jacket is getting too thick.

2) The bulkiness of my fat jacket makes it difficult for me to tie my shoes.
by Duster929 January 31, 2006
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jackie

While I was looking at porn on my phone, I accidentally took a jackie.
by Cpt. Kegel June 6, 2014
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jacked

1. Someone who is extremely strong & muscular.
2. To steal something that does not belong to you.
3. Something that's just really cool or really weird.
1. Damn he's JACKED!

2. That kid totally jacked my hairstyle!
HE JACKED MY JACKET!

3. That's soooo jacked!
by Sissy_ December 24, 2006
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