the horn
when a man gets extremely aroused by a female, usually one with dirty great beef curtains, who likes to be alabhama hotpocketed.
the horn by paul mckenna March 11, 2008
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horn tooter
Someone who toot's their own horn. Usually at work, these people have nothing good to say about their co-workers but praise their own glory. They are sneaky and often are very sweet. They move forward within companies unless the employer is a good judge of character. These people always think they're better than everyone and often have their superiors snowed. Not nice people at all, very similar to a back-stabber.
Tom did an awful job on the payables this month, he doesn't know a debit from a credit!
I sure have a good handle on the payables, they're clean and I know a credit from a debit unlike Tom, "hee hee hee I'm such a horn tooter and I have them all snowed, Tom will be gone in no time flat"
I sure have a good handle on the payables, they're clean and I know a credit from a debit unlike Tom, "hee hee hee I'm such a horn tooter and I have them all snowed, Tom will be gone in no time flat"
horn tooter by CiaCiaC June 30, 2007
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creme filled meat horn
A long and big dick, cock, rod, johnson, pole, trouser trout,bulbus erectorus, dong, schlong, meat cleaver, tube steak, and penis filled with large amounts of goo, pecker snot, cum, sperm, splogge, or egg drop soup.
creme filled meat horn by Bobby Allan December 6, 2006
horndog
A person, usually a guy, who is constantly aroused and sexually excited. Someone who masturbates to porn regularly, and in many cases, is going through puberty. Not uncommon for him/her to get very touchy around people of the opposite sex.
Horndog: Dude!!... that chick has great tits!! You gotta feel them!!
Dude: Man tell me how you know that!!
Horndog: Cuz I always bump into her by mistake in the hallway!! And she never notices a thing!!
Dude: That's pretty smart man!! That's a pretty good trick for a guy like you.. Too bad that's the furthest you'll ever go with her..
Dude: Man tell me how you know that!!
Horndog: Cuz I always bump into her by mistake in the hallway!! And she never notices a thing!!
Dude: That's pretty smart man!! That's a pretty good trick for a guy like you.. Too bad that's the furthest you'll ever go with her..
horndog by Hornmeista May 18, 2008
Hornswoggle
1)To decieve, trick, or hoodwink. To swindle.
2)A professional wrestle employed with the WWE as a two-foot leprechaun who lives under the ring.
2)A professional wrestle employed with the WWE as a two-foot leprechaun who lives under the ring.
Hornswoggle hornswoggles WWE fans out of their time by wasting it with the stupidest crap I have ever seen.
Hornswoggle by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008