A member of the douchebag family in the subculture class 'Hipster'. A Hipster Douche is typically found at fan conventions, tattoo conventions and weirdy bars in major metro areas. Like standard douchbags the Hipster douche maintains several cookie cutter tattoos on their arms chest or legs. Hispter Doucebags commonly wear dark colors, punker apparel, biker apparel, fake rim glasses, black kangol or army cap hats, chains and studs on clothing.
Sometimes found in the company of ameture porn stars in the "alt" porn industry.
Hobby and social interests of the Hipster douche seem to be made up of rock porn, adult swim cartoons, altporn, fan cons, ameture burlesque shows, motorcycles, and 50's era urban art revivalism as these represent aspects that attract certain social classes the Hipster douche desires to be part of.
Hipster douchebags represent a crossover of traditional douchebaggery to sectors of the subculture in the areas of hipsters, punkers, bikers and retro subculture revivalism.
As traditional douchebags are finding it hard to remain in just one area of culture.
Some aspects of the hipster douchebag that are alike to all douchebags:
1. Inherited wealth
2. exploitation or over steriotypical representation of the cultural framework they are emulating rather than honest expressions of self.
3. Heavy drinking
4. Sexism
The most common examples of Hipster Douches in the United States can be found in Philadelphia, PA, Manchester, NH and Los Angelis, CA.
Sometimes found in the company of ameture porn stars in the "alt" porn industry.
Hobby and social interests of the Hipster douche seem to be made up of rock porn, adult swim cartoons, altporn, fan cons, ameture burlesque shows, motorcycles, and 50's era urban art revivalism as these represent aspects that attract certain social classes the Hipster douche desires to be part of.
Hipster douchebags represent a crossover of traditional douchebaggery to sectors of the subculture in the areas of hipsters, punkers, bikers and retro subculture revivalism.
As traditional douchebags are finding it hard to remain in just one area of culture.
Some aspects of the hipster douchebag that are alike to all douchebags:
1. Inherited wealth
2. exploitation or over steriotypical representation of the cultural framework they are emulating rather than honest expressions of self.
3. Heavy drinking
4. Sexism
The most common examples of Hipster Douches in the United States can be found in Philadelphia, PA, Manchester, NH and Los Angelis, CA.
by Mr. SnowmanPants May 9, 2011
Get the Hipster Douche mug.The term pseudo-hipster should be less aligned with widespread use of the term "hipster" and more closely identified as a trendster who channels the fashion and culture of hipsters. The term originated in Chicago once the hipsterism culture that still dominates the Ukranian Village, Wicker Park, and Logan Square areas began to implode (circa 2005) on itself and become a thing of mockery to social critics, intellectuals, and those who had been living a bohemian lifestyle in the pre-1995 era. The term pseudo-hipster is now used more liberally to describe individuals desparately clinging onto an ill-conceived attempt at attaining hipster identity.
Pseudo-hipsters can be frequently seen to prevail in suburban areas or parent's basements when not shopping in corporate stores heavily disguised as neo-vintage or vintage stores (a.k.a. Urban Outfitters) or in other sub-metro areas where a true bohemian or "hipster" lifestle is unattainable.
The Psuedo-hipster is markedly less elitist, if at all, than an hipster proper, and is also likely to be seen with his or her non-bohemian friends. The psuedo-hipster at his or her intellectual core does not truly or permantently identify him- or herself with nerdology, hipsterism, or the bohemian lifestyle; and, as mentioned before, can be loosely classed as a trendster who superficially identifies with the FASHION of the hipster "clique." Psuedo-hipsters who work, however, are usually more financially successful than their hipster muses and will usually hold jobs outside of the service industry or artist communities that are hipster mecca's. Due to the increase in cash flow by either living in a suburban basement or getting a finaciallly secure job, the pseudo-hipster will NOT have a true beer preference for Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Pseudo-hipsters can be frequently seen to prevail in suburban areas or parent's basements when not shopping in corporate stores heavily disguised as neo-vintage or vintage stores (a.k.a. Urban Outfitters) or in other sub-metro areas where a true bohemian or "hipster" lifestle is unattainable.
The Psuedo-hipster is markedly less elitist, if at all, than an hipster proper, and is also likely to be seen with his or her non-bohemian friends. The psuedo-hipster at his or her intellectual core does not truly or permantently identify him- or herself with nerdology, hipsterism, or the bohemian lifestyle; and, as mentioned before, can be loosely classed as a trendster who superficially identifies with the FASHION of the hipster "clique." Psuedo-hipsters who work, however, are usually more financially successful than their hipster muses and will usually hold jobs outside of the service industry or artist communities that are hipster mecca's. Due to the increase in cash flow by either living in a suburban basement or getting a finaciallly secure job, the pseudo-hipster will NOT have a true beer preference for Pabst Blue Ribbon.
<Mid-twenty year old walks by wearing skinny jeans, penguin polo, and vintage looking poorly-laced Nike's>
"I can't go anywhere anymore without seeing someone trying to be a hipster!"
"You can't really call him a hipster.
This is Kansas City...He's a pseudo-hipster at best.
And besides...isn't he getting into that Explorer with a ______ University School of Law sticker on the back?"
"Oh...good eye sniper. He'll be throwing away his skinny tie collection by next year!"
"I can't go anywhere anymore without seeing someone trying to be a hipster!"
"You can't really call him a hipster.
This is Kansas City...He's a pseudo-hipster at best.
And besides...isn't he getting into that Explorer with a ______ University School of Law sticker on the back?"
"Oh...good eye sniper. He'll be throwing away his skinny tie collection by next year!"
by iseeboredpeople September 11, 2007
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A hipset is somebody who tries to be a hipster, but just can't seem to make it over that, flaccid and pathetic hipster hump.
Person 1: "Steven's favorite album changes every week depending on what got the best review on Pitchfork."
Person 2: "Man, what a fuckin' hipset."
Person 2: "Man, what a fuckin' hipset."
by Louis Milkshake November 16, 2009
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by StillnessIsTheMove March 7, 2011
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Paul: What you've got there is a hipster-blister. Rub some dirt on it and stop wearing those Toms shoes, it'll go away.
Paul: What you've got there is a hipster-blister. Rub some dirt on it and stop wearing those Toms shoes, it'll go away.
by 3bonie November 23, 2011
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Jose: twat!!
Me: cooch!
Jose: hippo hips!
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As you can see, when Jose and I talk online, we insult each other, by calling each other names such as (but not limited to): twat, cooch, pickle wiper, etc.
Jose: twat!!
Me: cooch!
Jose: hippo hips!
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As you can see, when Jose and I talk online, we insult each other, by calling each other names such as (but not limited to): twat, cooch, pickle wiper, etc.
by Home slice February 22, 2005
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Hipster Girl: so you seriously saw Inception?
Part-time Hipster: yeah, it was awesome.
Hipster Girl: but it's so mainstream. And you say you're a Hipster?
Part-time Hipster: damn right!
Part-time Hipster: yeah, it was awesome.
Hipster Girl: but it's so mainstream. And you say you're a Hipster?
Part-time Hipster: damn right!
by Potterfreak82 January 20, 2011
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