Potterfreak82's definitions

Douchebag flagged.

Something that is no longer cool or acceptable because morons have overused and abused a certain fad.

Because of how often a bunch of stupid pricks have said "I am your father" as much as it hurts me to say this, The Empire on Ice has been Douchebag flagged.

Because of how often these assholes yell "this is Sparta!" 300 has been Douchebag flagged.

Luckily, there are a handful of really awesome things to quote that have not been Douchebag flagged, these works include:

Big Bang Theory
Curb your Enthusiasm
Harry Potter
Inception
Monty Python
Lord of the Rings
Pulp Fiction
Seinfeld

by potterfreak82 March 5, 2011

Michael Bay Presentation

A project being presented that has very little substance and instead focuses on flash, glitz and glamor. Typically, these types of presentations will only be pleasing to those who are incredibly small minded and easily impressed.

Bill: man, did you Ricky's project.

Me: Yeah, I was there, dude.

Bill: Right, right. Wasn't it awesome?

Me: The hell are you talking about? He said nothing about what happens when an atom splits.

Bill: Yeah, but his poster spewed fired.

Me: Who gives a fuck? It was a total Michael Bay Presentation.

by Potterfreak82 January 24, 2011

Friday

A song written and performed by 13 year old Rebecca Black.

It is by far the worst. song. ever.

Bill: hey, have you heard the song Friday?

Me: no, let's hear it.

Rebecca Black: It's Friday, Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. Partyin, Partyin, yeah. Fun, fun, fun.

Bill: so what did you think?

Me: can you get something for me?

Bill: for sure, what do you need?

Me: A rope and a stool.

by potterfreak82 April 27, 2011

Lord of the Rings

A series of fantasy novels that are so epic that one of the greatest bands of all time, Led Zeppelin, dedicated songs to it.

The inspiration for the songs Misty Mountain Hop and Ramble on. Both excellent Zeppelin songs.

Robert Plant was a fan of the Lord of the Rings, so he referenced it in many of his songs.

by potterfreak82 March 9, 2011

Oedipals

A mother and her son whose relationship resembles that of friends/ significant others rather than a parent-child relationship.

Unlike most men who have an Oedipal Complex, they embrace their closeness with their mothers and in some cases, include her in his circle of friends.

Jill: so, what do you think of this card for my mom?

Brett: funny. What do you think of this one?

Jill: that's a romantic card.

Brett: It is, isn't it? I think my mom will love it.

Jill: dude, you need to see a therapist, you're closeness to your mother is not healthy.

Brett: We're friends, what's wrong with that?

Jill: you're not friends, you're Oedipals.

by potterfreak82 March 5, 2011

Mr. Pibb

One of, if not the most delicious, yet underrated sodas of all time.

Friend: got anything to drink?

Me: yeah, got some Mr. Pibb.

Friend: what's Mr. Pibb?

Me: Only one of the greatest fucking sodas ever created. How do you not know about Mr. Pibb?

by Potterfreak82 January 21, 2011

part-time Hipster

One who identifies as a Hipster, but occasionally enjoys something mainstream. In some cases, they may not favor something released by mainstream, but rather reject a good portion of Indie culture.

Hipster Girl: so you seriously saw Inception?

Part-time Hipster: yeah, it was awesome.

Hipster Girl: but it's so mainstream. And you say you're a Hipster?

Part-time Hipster: damn right!

by Potterfreak82 January 20, 2011