hard leg

US Army slang for a man, in reference to his member. Often used plurally to denote a sausage fest.

"Ain't nothin' but a bunch of hard legs and no ass to be found!"

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

hard as tits

Describes the strength, fortitude, or solidity of an object.

Goddamn it, these fish sticks are hard as tits.

by Ben doooooood December 19, 2007

Max Hardcore

An extremley perveted man who produces pornographic videos in which he dresses up young women to look as though they are under age then proceeds to do extremeley disgusting acts with them including pissing in their mouths and assholes, shoving his cock down their throat until they puke all over it and their face, and blowing his load in their various orifaces. It is sick and vile viewing, yet somehow I cant stop watching

Random person: Did you catch that new max hardcore flick? Its fucking gross!

Me: Yeah, I cant stop watching it.

by Bald Headed Bastard January 26, 2004

Hardcore Lesbian

This is usually when a girl is attracted to an other girl because they usually have an undercut, go into pits, can beat the living shit outta a bitch and is not afraid to start intensely making out in front of a large group of people.

Ally: You're such a hardcore lesbian!
Kayla: You're my bitch with an undercut, so stfu.

by HardcoreLesbians12&3 July 11, 2011

instant hard-on remover

A thing or event which is so unattractive that it can cause a man to lose an erection instantly, or even render him temporarily impotent.

When my girfriend pooped during sex, it was like instant hard-on remover

by GameboyRMH November 27, 2004

playing hard to get

When a prospective sexual partner knows that you are seeking thier attention, they will do all they can to throw you off, so that you will have to do something seriously impressive to get thier attention. The two best tactics against this are to either completely ignore them or appear oblivious to the fact they are playing hard to get.

She's playing hard to get and keeps ignoring me.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

mothers against hard rock

A shadowy group of mothers opposed to "hard rock" music. So far they have targeted popular post-hardcore/screamo/emo/whatever you want to define them as bands My Chemical Romance and the Used. This is considered by many an attack on the 1st Amendment right to free speech and a petition started on the internet as a protest to this has gained over 4,000 signatures so far. This group (MAHR) appears to have no known website (at least a Yahoo search turned up nothing) and little appears to be known about it at this time except that they are trying to ban bands that many people love.

I signed a petition against Mothers Against Hard Rock because MCR is cool and I hate censorship.

by andriod5 October 6, 2005