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Hamster Hot-Tub

A Hamster Hot-Tub or HHT is a sexual act preformed to satisfy a woman.

First a man and a woman engage in intercourse. The woman is on her back and the man is on top. Halfway during intercourse the man pulls his cock out of the woman and then pours a hole bottle of lemonade into the girls slack hole.

The man pours it in until the lemonade is filled to the brim. The man then grabs hold of a hamster and puts the hamster in her hole, so that the girls flaps are up to the hamsters armpits.

The hamster will wriggle around and enjoy their makeshift jacuzzi. Also it gives a lot of pleasure to the woman.

An optional addition: You can assist the hamster by helping wash his hair by providing some makeshift shampoo. The man can aim his penis at the hamsters head and then ejaculate. The woman can help by rubbing the hamsters head to rub in the shampoo.
I’m going to surprise the misses tonight and give her a Hamster Hot-Tub
by Righty Tossbag March 14, 2020
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Hamster

John: I put my hamster in the microwave
Jake: Really? that's so cool!
by PorkyBoi March 27, 2023
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Damn, that Mimi is a sexy hamster
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Milk for Dead Hamsters

A horrible joke played on a younger sibling.

Specifically, convincing them that his/her dead hamster will resurrect itself if you drown it in milk. Naturally, it doesn't work and the initial sadness of losing a pet is multiplied by the factor of defeated hope.
That was a cruel prank you pulled, a real milk for dead hamsters.
by Baltimore McCree August 25, 2012
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drop the hamster

Shoving a hamster up your ass, because why not?
Steve: man I'm bored
Bob: what do you want to do
Steve: let's drop the hamster
Bob: I don't have a problem with that
by Doubledicker December 2, 2017
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hamster

1) a small fluffy animal that is nowhere near as cool as a chinchilla, but still cool.

2) the nickname of Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond

TO DO A HAMSTER: to crash a car at very high speed
1) aww, that hamster is soooooo cute!!!
2) Hamster crashed a Vampire dragster at 300mph.
by that weirdo from Broadstone December 27, 2006
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Going Hamster

When you go a day without taking a shower, and/or wearing the same clothes. First used by a man from Rye, NY.
Steve is going hamster today since he didn't take a shower, nor did he change his clothes.
by Mike01793 July 23, 2009
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