Milk for Dead Hamsters

A horrible joke played on a younger sibling.

Specifically, convincing them that his/her dead hamster will resurrect itself if you drown it in milk. Naturally, it doesn't work and the initial sadness of losing a pet is multiplied by the factor of defeated hope.

That was a cruel prank you pulled, a real milk for dead hamsters.

by Baltimore McCree April 2, 2012