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guessay

Writing an essay you have no clue about: no knowledge of the the theme; you have enough knowledge of the chosen topic to be dangerous.

Your teacher or professor assigns an essay but doesn't give any further details than word length and due date.

A teacher who receives an essay without having assigned one.
teacher 1: Hey, Chase just gave me an essay and I didn't even assign one!

teacher 2: huh. Have fun grading that guessay!

student 1: Well, seeing that I didn't read the book A Thousand Splendid Suns, I'll get started on that guessay.

student 2: You know she's gonna flunk that guessay!
by Senora Spanish January 6, 2010
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GUEBON

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watermelon guerrilla

A totally harmelss kind of battle in which participants have great fun throwing massive quantities of watermelon peels to each other. Very popular during sultry summer nights in southern Italy.
a) "what a boring evening..."
b) "let's play watermelon guerrilla!"
by J.Fiamma October 30, 2013
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get it I guess

"Oh wow look at you, you're hella attractive, get it I guess!"

// b: "I won the jackpot"

f: "wow, good for you! get it I guess!"
by ykiang September 12, 2021
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Che Guevara

Che Guevara was a anti-Semitic, anti-gay, anti-black mass-murdering psychopath who is inexplicably idolized by idiotic high-school and college liberals. He is most commonly seen adorning t-shirts purchased from corrupt capitalist corporations, which is ironic considering the fact that Che Guevara was a Communist.

Che Guevara died like a bitch at the age of 39 by execution while begging for his life like the coward he was. He is currently rotting in the pits of hell right next to Joseph and Adolf.
"Rebellious" Liberal: Man, Che Guevara was a political genius! Viva la Revolución!
Intelligent Human Being: Che Guevara? You mean the mass-murdering commie scumfuck war criminal who killed thousands without due process or trial? Go and educate yourself before you spread the philosophy of terrorists, mmmkay?
by Smithy983497 April 20, 2015
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Jesus guest

n. (Gee^ zuz gest) An arrogant person who thinks that budget motels should have Marriott or Hilton standards in accordance to amenities. Also has a high demand for decaffeinated coffee.
Darla the Jesus guest demanded the lobby serve decaf coffee during her free continental breakfast.
by lordvader1982 November 18, 2010
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Consulation Guest

A "Consulation Guest" is someone who is invited to an event, party, concert, etc, but only after the "First Choice Guest" is a no show and, at the last minute, your buddy needs someone to go with them. Basically, you are a second choice...or third...chopped liver...filler...

You will get the "Consulation Guest" offer, most often, the day of the event.

In a backward sort of way, being asked as a Consulation Guest, is a complement. You are asked because you are not a flake, are spontaneous, have decent manners, and versatile wardrobe. Oh, and a reliable car and gas money, because, as Consulation Guest, they expect you to drive..."after all, they invited you!".
Friend: "Hey Becky, wanna go the the (insert name of event here) with me? Jason was going, but he flaked out on me. Oh, and it's tonight."

You: "Dude, I am insultated you're asking me as the Consulation Guest, but I always wanted to see (insert name of superstar here). Sure, I'll go. I suppose I'm driving?"
by MsRat3 December 1, 2013
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