Goober Stank

The smell of babies

Man, the goober stank in that daycare was powerful.

by Cuddly_kitten September 27, 2023

Goober Beaters

Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.

Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."

by chickewingzbruh May 20, 2019

Goober

Balls or as doctors call them, testicles.

Ima get your goobers, boy!

by Goobers McMasterson February 23, 2021

goober snatch

someone who is being "un cool"

bro your being such a goober snatch

by drayven edward hugh bonenfant November 2, 2023

Goober

A person who is insanely crusty and will absolutely ruin your time by just being an absolute shit stain of a person🍆💦

Person:1 Hey that guy over there is a fucking Goober
Person:2 yeah let’s go beat his ass

by Gabagool<€ July 3, 2024

goober snorkel

someone who snorkels goobers

Berlin Green is a goober snorkel.

by jA_mes July 8, 2011

Goober

Another synonym of silly/playful

Person A: my girlfriend is such a goober

by Aloof67 June 29, 2023