Closing the Gap

What happens to a girls thighs when she enters an emotionally secure relationship.

Friend 1 :"Jenny told Kurt she's not having sex with the lights on anymore.. says she doesn't feel confident."...

Friend 2: "I know, he told me he's been virtually cut off! "
Friend 1: "The girl sure can demolish a bag of cheezy poofs, I think she's been closing the gap since the end of the summer."

by Psychwinder January 15, 2022

The Lans Gap

That small triangular area where the windshield wiper couldn't wipe

It's raining, and look at the lans gap in the windshield

by LePost James June 19, 2022

mind the gap

a joke to say to someone with a massive gap between their teeth

Taurian mind the gap lol!

by iMaNiLlUtioN April 2, 2023

Baby Gap

The name given to a girl who only wears clothing large enough for someone half her size; a fatty in something too small.

"Hey Baby Gap, were you going to cover up your midriff or does your gut keep you warm?"

by CAROLYN BALLARD January 6, 2006

Jap Gap

the snatch of a Jewish American Princess that's stuffed with a folded up piece of paper with a fortune on it.....like a fortune cookie.

Like when you say......"hey bitch.....wanna play JAP GAP and tell me my fortune by letting me pull it out with my tongue"??

by Lifetimeriches May 4, 2011

wet gap crossing

When two heterosexual best friends are standing nut to butt and the guy behind pisses between the guys legs in front of him while giving him a reach around. But this is not gay because they are expediting the culminating event.

JT walks into the porta-potty to jerk off; his buddy MR. Bob walks in behind him and performs a wet gap crossing.

by Bob the builder #3 August 19, 2017

Nap Gap

A Nap Gap is when you figure out a spot to nap on your schedule. Normally used when your in college because you have no time to sleep at night. On twitter the hashtag is #NG for Nap Gap.

Jack: "When did you put your nap gaps Jon so I know when we can hang out?"
Jon: " I put mine just after math 122 because I have like 3 hours until us 102! We can hang out after that class though."

by Dcf Red777 September 8, 2014