Jack to the future

Accidentally masturbating to a picture of your grandmother

I don't want to be a porn star because I don't want my grand kids to jack to the future.

by Bitter Soup November 19, 2018

Jack To The Future

An infamously horrible video by YouTuber Jacksfilms the video was infamously horrible because the video was purely sponsored slop with feeling more like a Nickelodeon special than a YouTube video

“Have you watched that HORRIBLE video Jack To The Future”

by Welsh Pro on YouTube January 16, 2025

Future jellybean

Jellybean, still fatherless but now agrees that the skeleton memes are apart of her.

"Hey, future Jellybean seems mid"
"I know but the skeleton memes are part of her now."

by pngtubers are cringe af June 20, 2022

Future Jellybean

Still cringe and fatherless but also now accepts that the skeleton memes are apart of her.

Example of how it's used in a sentence: future Jellybean is kinda mid

by pngtubers are cringe af June 19, 2022

Futurism over Function

When certain features or basic functions present on a new product are changed for the sake of "innovation" with no consideration for practicality.

"It just feels like the thought process was 'well, let's change these designs, because that's what innovators do. And also it will get attention,' without actually improving on the old designs, or thinking about actual problems with the old designs that could be solved. See, what's happening here is not uncommon for Tesla and some other car companies, but specifically any of Elon's companies. I don't know if there's a name for it yet, so I'm just gonna call it Futurism over Function."
--> Cybertruck? More Like Cyber-Sucks! – SOME MORE NEWS

by The Logical Fallacy October 14, 2024

future steppin'

To make a move in the near future; not at this moment.
To hold off on the current situation

I'm future steppin' to a better thought

by KeezKillah May 05, 2018

building a better future

Building a better future requires a commitment to principles of justice, equality, and human rights, which are often neglected in authoritarian or oppressive regimes. These values are essential to building a sustainable and thriving society, and they require the participation and input of diverse voices and perspectives.

We need to start building a better future to prevent the collapse of civilization.

by Stellarspace April 08, 2023