flarf

A gerbil's natural habitat. Flarfs are commonly created by multiple leftover natches in David Hasslehoff's fridge.

Shane likes to smear flarf over his chest and head over for his job interview.

by Tsang February 29, 2004

Flirt

flirt, v. 1. play at love.
2. trifle. --n. one whoplays at love. ---flir*ta'tion, n.

R. Kelly: "When you see me up in the club I'mma Flirt"
Girl1: That artist R. Kellyover there can sure "flirt" to a great degree"

by Guy21 April 21, 2010

Fairfax high school

A hell hole were the teachers smoke weed and suck dick for cocaine just like the students. There are many asians and wanna be ghetto black and white punks. there are a lot of fags and goth people. The rules are punished by a guy named seman and a man and/or woman named sue. there are a lot of whores and cum dumpster sluts.

person 1: yo did u get that weed from Fairfax high school?

by who is this 12 August 26, 2009

Fairfax County

The worst place to live. Rich fucks who drive fancy cars and don't give a shit about anything but themselves. Asshole little high school kids who think the universe revolves around them. An abundance of spoiled little brats who waste their parents' money on drugs, clothing from expensive stores, and other meaningless items. Every day a new street appears with a stupid new name. And a new shopping center appears so bitchy women in their 20's can go out and be superficial together. It's all about how dumb you can be, how much money you can make, how much nice land you can destroy with your developments, and how rude you can be to those who are supposedly inferior. I'm not sure how anyone in Fairfax County can be happy. Because all the men have tiny penises and the women are superficial and lack brains. Like I said, the worst place to live.

Moron from Northern Virginia: Hi! I'm a pathetic loser!
Normal Person: Maybe you should pull your head out of your ass and stop living in fairfax!
Moron: Wow, you use your brain?!

Fuck Fairfax County and it's degradation of humanity.

by nova hater July 23, 2008

flirg

Flirg (commonly mistaken as flurg) is an acronym for "First Lady is really gay" or "First Lady is really a guy". Quoted on SNL that Hilary Clinton is a flirg.

Hilary Clinton is such a flirg.

by Prettypv94 December 9, 2008

flarfle

love

love is only a word, its what it means that counts...erm, i flarfle you :P

by flarfle September 23, 2010

FLIRG

First Lady Is Really a Guy

Hillary Clinton is a total FLIRG

by Artemai October 29, 2008