flesh pencil

Another name for a penis. Thought of this gem back in 09' when I was mixing codeine and whiskey and going to college in Springfield MA.

I invited Samantha over to study and all that bitch did was teach me calculus. I thought she would at least try to grab my flesh pencil.

Whenever Mrs. Nichols tells us to take our pencils out for a test I imagine ramming my flesh pencil down her throat and asking her if I am going to pass.

by Jonathan Allan March 22, 2013

Flesh

Used to describe something so new and so fresh, it's flesh.

It's raw. And new. That is flesh.

"What's fresher than fresh? Flesh."

"That's so flesh."

"That sneaker drop... that was flesh."

by nikkimouselol November 21, 2018

Mexican Fleshlight®

An additional burrito added to ones order for the sole purpose of fucking it.

Tim would always order three regular burritos, and then an extra filled with warm avocados and refried beans for the Mexican Fleshlight®, aka the kicker.

by papa wheelie January 26, 2015

fleshface

Ugly girl who is consuming way too many hamburgers.

Look at that fleshface over there, she's gobbling down those grease burgers at a faster pace than I can shoot up. She is actually pretty cute...

by Chester Copperpot March 27, 2003

Get a pound of dat flesh

Getting laid /sex from someone who you think owes your lame ass sex because you been doing favours for a while with the intention of getting some

Jerome been tryin to get a pound of dat flesh from Regina for a minute now. Been taking her to fancy dinners, paying her bills and even babysitting her kid but his boy Tyrone been gettin' a pound of that flesh every time while Jerome babysitting.

by LawOfficesOfHeslopMacomerSutty May 14, 2020

strip the flesh, salt the wounds

When you are going to fuck someone up, regardless of what happens to you.

Friend 1 - "Dude stole my car, but he seems pretty big."
Friend 2 - "STRIP THE FLESH, SALT THE WOUNDS!!"

by SlamShady February 11, 2015

Fleshlight cum

Fleshlight cum is the accumulated cumshots a guy leaves in his Fleshlight after masturbating with it so he can use his own cum as lube the next time.

I sometimes come across other friends' Fleshlights in their rooms, and I always suck the Fleshlight cum out of them!

by USAF Cadet April 21, 2021