Wounds

This word is used to indicate that someone is REALLY ugly

"wow that girl is overly wounds"

Wounds by DonJ'bari February 14, 2012

wounds

1. n. The likely consequences of being attacked or having an accident.

2. v. The act of wounding someone.

I always have wounds because he always wounds me.

wounds by Downstrike May 26, 2004

wounds

to the urban gay world wounds mean your anus or butthole to keep it simple.

Frank-"my wounds hurt from doing it with Jamar"

Bob-"it was that big??"

wounds by thechosen1 March 3, 2008

28 stab wounds

YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!

*slams paper on table*

28 STAB WOUNDS.

28 stab wounds by connor RK-900 September 19, 2018

Tent-Pole Wounds 

The name given to a hickey or a lovebite when your parents ask what the contusion is. Often tentpole wounds are obtained after a party/festival. The name originates from the similair hermatoma of tissue when a chord tent pole collides with the skin with that of a lovebite.

The term tent-pole refers to a broadcast programming or motion picture expected to hold up (as is the function of a tent pole) and balance out the financial performance of a movie studio or television network.

Father: Damn Bobby! What are those hematoma's of tissue on your neck? You been gettin' pussy?
Bobby: Do not fear father, they are but Tent-Pole Wounds, caused from the riotous handling of the tent we set up.
Father: All good.

Tent-Pole Wounds by cedanchair December 3, 2013

sex wounds 

Parallel to battle wounds in the amount of respect received by others when shown to the mass. Sex wounds may be identified by, but not limited to: bruises, scratch marks, bite marks, mangled wrists, the absence of hair or flesh in areas, welts, missing earlobes, and/or unexplainable piercings, scars, or discoloration. Causes may vary from the basic use of nails or teeth to the more elaborate (and it shows) use of whips, chains, handcuffs, or various elastic devices.

Drew: Dude, Greg, what are those marks all over your back from?

Greg: Keep that shit quiet man.

Random Bystander: Wow, i wish i could get some sex wounds of my own (That Greg guy is one lucky bastard)!

sex wounds by Greg Cole April 23, 2005

battle wounds 

when you get cuts, bruises, or any injury from doing something fun or dangerous.

dude, where'f you get those battle wounds?!
we jumped off rossis roof onto her trampoline!

battle wounds by juleseyyyy April 15, 2010