d'coker

(n): an individual who tricks themself into believing they live a healthy lifestyle by drinking a diet coke with a whole lotta JUNK.

Kristin: I would like three cheeseburgers, a large fries, onion rings, a chocolate milkshake, one order of chicken nuggets, a bag of marshmallows, and a diet coke.
Christophe: OMG you are SUCH a d'coker right now!
Brittany: Serially.
Jorge: Huh?

by Christin Torrer March 16, 2008

clam cover

the female equivalency of getting cock blocked.

My girls and I went to make the kill on a group of hotties, but we ecountered a clam cover when we realized there were two girls among their group.

by rachaaa July 17, 2009

The Cover-Up Game

a game for road trips or whilst drunk in any public place. on any text found in the environment, one covers any word and replaces it with any other word (although traditionally the word used is the most provocative possible, the word Nigger.) The object of the game is to get your friends to bust out laughing loudly at seemingly nothing in public- bonus points awarded if they unthinkingly say the sentence out loud.

Also a Progressive Art Punk band from Fredrikstad, Norway, named for the game.

i went to see the Cover-Up Game last night, and they played Dont Call Me (blank) by NOFX and The Wind Cries (blank) by Jimi Hendrix...

by chocolate(thunder) September 15, 2010

non coder

A non coder is a black woman. This is due to the fact that most coding/STEM jobs go disproportionately to Jewish and Asian males, therefore meaning that the opposite of those males, the black women, therefore cannot code.

Coder #1: I've been wearing femboy socks in front of my wife's boyfriend
Coder #2: Yeah my wife's boyfriend has been bullying me for being asian, and my wife makes fun of my small uncircumcised penis. I think I am going to leave her for a non coder.

by HandleBrake12 January 31, 2021

Ukrainian cover up

The reason Joe Biden is sending tons of money to Ukraine. To cover up his illegal and self serving deals he made with the most corrupt country in the world. Also, to cover his faggot ass kids business dealings as well. If the Ukraine government were to tell the American people what the Biden family was doing in Ukraine, Joe Biden would be impeached and hung for treason.

Why is Biden sending tons of tax payer money to Ukraine? Its the Ukrainian cover up!

by Shitshow1986 July 8, 2022

Pull a Coleridge

Taking large amounts of drugs which inspires a phenomenal creative outburst, similar to Samuel Taylor Coleridge's experience when writing the poem "Kubla Khan".

William: My friend wanted to pull a Coleridge last night, but after 3 bowls of pot all he did was say "Duuuuuuudde" over and over again.

Alan: Yeah, that shit's easier said than done.

by bcar April 9, 2011

Me quiero comer a tu vieja

This is a spanish sentence. When you put it in a translator, it says "I want to eat your old lady", but it is a common phrase used in Argentina to say hello. Try to use it when u talk to an argentinian.

A:Hola!
B:Me quiero comer a tu vieja!
A:Como estas?

by anonymous September 9, 2022