Word originating in Trinidad, popping the stem off a large breadfruit (a fruit from a tree) and the act of penetrating the hole created. It's also used to describe masturbation.
by Ilovecattles December 15, 2016
Get the Breadfruit mug.Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.
Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"
Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."
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Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."
Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."
Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."
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Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."
Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."
by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022
Get the Monkey Branching mug.When you are rancid enough to convince a pregnant girl to leave her partner so you can fuck her, then fraudulently put your signature on a (second) false birth certificate, then lie to the child "all their life" about who their father really is, along with your parents who you still live with at the age of 59. When the truth comes out 31 years later, you smear the real father with lies in an attempt to justify what you did to him. All the above puppetteered by the narcissist child's mother. True story folks. Fact is stranger than fiction.
Muzza pulled the Bradford Grasscut and lied to "his" son his entire life, in writing with a falsified birth certificate. "His" son is too busy pulling cones to realise what has been done to him - and he has in turn, done it to his own son. A bloodline lie perpetuated down 2 generations.
by ratsbackside March 29, 2023
Get the Bradford Grasscut mug.The human name of the personification of Russia in Axis Powers: Hetalia. Another popular spelling is 'Ivan Braginski", But this is incorrect because the suffix '-ski' is of Polish descent, unlike '-sky', which is of Russian descent.
Russia Fangirl: Bozhe moy! It annoys me when people spell Ivan Braginsky's name wrong!
Other Russia Fangirl: Me too!
Other Russia Fangirl: Me too!
by A RusCan Fangirl December 1, 2013
Get the Ivan Braginsky mug.I always knew you were a clown but since you haven't even tried to get a job since you got fired from your job a year ago, you're a broke ass clown!
by theauthormarkwilkins February 6, 2017
Get the broke ass clown mug.Friend 1: "Yo what'd you do last night?"
Friend 2: "Not much. Had a Brazil triangle in a frat basement."
Friend 2: "Not much. Had a Brazil triangle in a frat basement."
by OTJdog March 11, 2017
Get the brazil triangle mug.Humor only understood by bros, non-bros tend to not get the jokes and think it is offensive or annoying.
Bro 1: So that's the joke
Bro 2: Hahahah very funny
Woman: I don't get it
Bro 1: You wouldn't get it, its Brumor
Bro 2: Hahahah very funny
Woman: I don't get it
Bro 1: You wouldn't get it, its Brumor
by Markulis1 March 5, 2020
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