Bologna Curve

An artful way of curving a man trying to kiss you. This word describes slapping a man in the face with a single slice of bologna as he is leaning in for a kiss. It sends the perfect message.

“Oh my gosh he totally tried to kiss me! Thank heavens I had bologna in my pocket so I just bologna curved him”

by gavlatron January 3, 2020

Bologna Salad

When someone throws up on a woman’s vagina during sex. The bologna being the Vagina and the salad being the Vomit.

“Bro, when her out, her coochie smelled so bad I threw up on her and Bologna Salad!”

by Celeste Alabaster January 31, 2020

cow bologna

the best meat IN THE WORLD! its baloney made out of cows. yummmmmmmmm....

i love cow bologna!!!

ive never heard of cow bologna.

then youre missin out dude! ima get you some cow bologna!!!!

by ilovecowbaloney July 20, 2010

Stoney Bologna

To stognate, or suspend all notions of short-term memory, while focusing only on the harsh reality of the present.

Kid: "Bro, I forgot my herbs. Spare a bowl?"

Zach: "You are such a Stoney Bologna."

by buzzardblizzard April 13, 2010

Spaghetti bolognaise

also known as the dish of love

wow he/she made Spaghetti bolognaise they really like you

by mwaha Mr helpful June 16, 2010

Bologna

bologna pronounced as spelled.
is whatever you want it to mean
you can make it say ughh whatever
or like... yay! or something.
lame.

god that was such a bologna moment.
what a bologna!

by Marly Mosh December 28, 2007

purple bologna

"Purple bologna" is a staple in the amazing Random Teen Movement. For full effect: When conversation becomes boring, dead, too technical, confusing, or hard to understand, simply yell 'PURPLE BOLOGNA'!!!! Guarenteed to start a new train of thought.

Prep: "And she was like OMG I will NOT go out with you. You went out with Jessica and, like, OMG that's nasty."
ME: PURPLE BOLOGNA DAMMIT. PURPLE BOLOGNA
Confused Prep: "Whaaaa?"

by XRazorBladeX January 27, 2009