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Blow a hootie 

To explosively fart due to massive pressure after attempting to hold it for a long time.
"Oh shit, I'm about to blow a hootie." "Gross, Greg just blew a hootie all over his pants."
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blow job high 

A very short person. Someone who could perform oral sex on someone standing next to them without having to bend over or squatting down.
The basketball player's girlfriend was only blow job high when she stood next to him.
blow job high by outatym December 29, 2013

blow this lollipop stand 

Let's leave this place
This party sucks! This blow this lollipop stand.

blow my guts out 

violent, explosive diarrhea
That bad Chinese takeout we ate last night made me blow my guts out. My roommate could totally hear me over Call of Duty.

Bradley ate two dozen hot wings. He was blowing his guts out all afternoon.

Blow job brain 

When a man becomes so stupid from receiving blow jobs that he is financially irresponsible and easily taken advantage of...
Wife, "If I happen to die and you collect on my life insurance, don't succumb to blow job brain from all the money hungry ho's out there. Be smarter than that."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."
Blow job brain by Milly5 November 10, 2015

blow gravy 

Sudden explosive diarrhea, that may or may not have chunks in it.
"That General Two didn't settle right and I totally had to blow gravy when I got home!"
blow gravy by Swio March 28, 2016