Big Bertha

noun. big nasty dog-lookin' fat bitch.

Damn, that big bertha bitch is HUGE! :O

Big Bertha a.k.a. BIG BERFA!

by Pachicano1122 November 13, 2011

bert mccracken

Very talented vocalist for the band the Used..oh and by the way, I met him at the Wraped tour..lets just say humping his leg isn't all it's cracked up to be

by Sandra September 12, 2003

BERT MCCRACKEN

Brother of Phil

Hey, aren't you Phil's brother?

by fdslkj February 1, 2004

Bert

Small.

"You're too Bert to ride the rollercoaster, I'm afraid."

by llams August 4, 2009

Beertard

Drinking beer to the point that it dimishes your cognitive abilities.

Jimmy is a wicked cool whiskeysaurus and were a couple of beertards overhere.

by Little Miss S September 22, 2006

a bert

1. derogatory term used for someone who can't "get any"

might have glasses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish

You couldnt even get any from that prostitute after you offered $100? You're such a bert.

by Winthrop Paul September 3, 2008

bertie bean

Ecstasy pill

want a bean?

by liberty September 18, 2003