Bench penis

When you have to bench your penis because your such a player.

I get too much vag I need to bench penis

by erpfeljbfgpfdfu July 27, 2017

benchbuddy

the best buddy you can find, the kind of friend that's always there for you and even though the two of you may suck, you suck together

like a bench warmer, only better

Wow, who's that sitting over there? Must be a benchbuddy .
Great job, I knew you could do it, benchbuddy !

by girlwiththefood October 29, 2017

bench drinking

Drinking a full bench in the time span of an hour.

Damn boi, you gonna start bench drinking that shit or what.

by Iwasrene1 November 11, 2017

Benches

A stupid question asked by Dawson Kennedy and answered by Will Jackson

I love benches

by hugjgv March 31, 2018

Bench

To be HARD

Also used as a way to decribe an attractive female.

Can be applied to just about anything.

Yo that girl had me bench last night almost jizzed in my pants.

by Benchboy June 8, 2018

Bench

Something you can sit on

Jill:”hey bill look at the cool bench”
Bill:”that’s a nice bench

by Jill.32z October 10, 2018

Beachy Dick

When someone shoves sandpaper down your dickhole.

Stephanie gave me the worst case of Beachy Dick, when I broke up with her yesterday.

by NigbutTheLegend October 12, 2018