canadian bacon

Canadian Bacon- mall cop/rent-a-cop
A rent-a-cop has no real authority, but they are still assholes and act like they are part of the Gestapo in Nazi Germany. They are still pigs, but they are lame...thus Canadian meaning boring/bland and bacon meaning pigs.

At first I got freaked out when I noticed the uniform, but I realized it was just Canadian bacon so I continued robbing this bitch at gunpoint.

by mts311311 April 13, 2009

Ben Bacon

Common Verb; to Ben Bacon, is the act of getting mass groups of people blamed and/or yelled at for something that you did.

I Ben Baconed my entire gym class.

by Carson Carson November 24, 2006

Back Bacon

A game where you mount or jump on the back of a police officer for as long as possible.

Hey john, im bored, wanna beat the back bacon record of 23secs? " Yeah ,sure. I know where they chill

by Daffron June 14, 2010

bacon mudgaurds

the outer lips of the female genitalia

look at the bacon mudgaurds on that

by andy_c_in_da_house September 26, 2006

Crotch Bacon

Sweat that accumulates between the folds of the labia and emits a foul smelling odor.

I worked out for two hours at the gym today and gave myself a bad case of Crotch Bacon

by Tam the Shrew March 10, 2013

bacon condom

The bacon condom; the act of thrusting one's erect penis into a woman's anus/vaginal opening and then inserting a hand in the opposite hole. This is followed by masturbation, all the while beimg within her body. Upon ejaculation, seman leaks slowly out of the respective hole, like fat when cooking bacon. Thus is formed, the bacon condom.

Keir: holy shit dude, check out that ass to leg ratio on that female!
Karl: yeah man, I think I'll have to try out the bacon condom on her!

by By Kanada Scot December 3, 2013

Grief Bacon

Excess weight gained from emotion-related overeating.

"Does Donna look different to you?"

"Yeah, since her break up up with Jack, she's gained about 10 pounds of grief bacon."

by Dr. OK January 8, 2012