The smell that's left inside a bathroom after someone else has taken a poop. This is an unpleasant smell (unless you like other people's poop smells), and definitely not a smell you'd like to shower in.
Roommate #1: Did you just go poop in there?
Roommate #2: Yeah, man. Just had a huge cup of coffee and had to go!
Roommate #1: Alright, I'll use the upstairs bathroom. I don't want to shower in your afterpoop.
Roommate #2: Yeah, man. Just had a huge cup of coffee and had to go!
Roommate #1: Alright, I'll use the upstairs bathroom. I don't want to shower in your afterpoop.
by idonlikepudding February 4, 2016
Get the Afterpoop mug.The word "invite" inherently has a sense of inclusion. By contrast, the aftervite is done after someone who is not originally intended to be invited to an event discovers its existence and is invited out of obligation.
Dude, I totally had to give Bob an aftervite to Melissa's surprise party. He heard about it and called me to see what what up.....sorry.
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when the sex is so good that the girl has an orgasm after the stimulation (fingering, licking, fucking) has stopped
by whit February 12, 2004
Get the aftershock mug.Thinking of a witty statement, comeback, or argument, but only after the opportunity has passed and the conversation has moved on to a new subject.
1. "Ya well at least 'I' wasn't in remedial math!"
"What?"
"Y'know, about what you said earlier..."
"Man you've got some serious afterism goin on."
2. "Hey remember that cow we saw on the road back there? Well it looked like Jessic-"
"That was like half an hour ago?"
"Ya but... nevermind."
"What?"
"Y'know, about what you said earlier..."
"Man you've got some serious afterism goin on."
2. "Hey remember that cow we saw on the road back there? Well it looked like Jessic-"
"That was like half an hour ago?"
"Ya but... nevermind."
by Dwilkins June 12, 2009
Get the Afterism mug.The period of time after masturbation when you completely lose your sex drive. You don't ever want to masturbate again and you're tired of porn. Lasts anywhere from 30 minutes to a week.
by MoonKnight March 8, 2003
Get the aftereffect mug.the pee that comes out after you wiggle
you have finished at the urinal (you have already wiggled) and you walk away and some pee comes out that you did not know was there!
you have finished at the urinal (you have already wiggled) and you walk away and some pee comes out that you did not know was there!
by Dr. Dick Tinkler May 7, 2007
Get the after-wiggle mug.If you shave in the morning, the hairs will likely have grown back by afternoon. The beard is short, you can not see the hairs, but it is like a beard-shaped shadow on your face, this is known as an afternoon shadow.
Guy 1: It is so irritating, I shaved this morning, and now my beard is back!
Guy 2: Yeah, there is no escaping the afternoon shadow.
Guy 2: Yeah, there is no escaping the afternoon shadow.
by Chris-André October 2, 2006
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