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Daniel: "I just landed over twenty bottles flips!"
John: "Dude, bottle flipping died off like years ago..."
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by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024
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Get the absoluterally mug.The term “absolute boy” is often used as a slang expression to describe someone who is admired for their savagery or celebrated for their aggressive actions, dirtbag personality, or general degenerate vibe. It typically conveys a sense of endearment and respect.
The definition can vary depending on context, but generally, an “absolute boy” is:
• A legend or hero: Someone who stands out for their drinking skills, distasteful humour and love for their boys.
• Unapologetically themselves: Someone genuine and confident in their dirtbag identity.
• Unreliable and fun: A person who brings energy, joy, or discouragement to those around them.
The definition can vary depending on context, but generally, an “absolute boy” is:
• A legend or hero: Someone who stands out for their drinking skills, distasteful humour and love for their boys.
• Unapologetically themselves: Someone genuine and confident in their dirtbag identity.
• Unreliable and fun: A person who brings energy, joy, or discouragement to those around them.
Nicole: “Did that guy over there chug that beer in one gulp?”
Jon: “Yeah , he always chugs his first Guinness of the day. Fucking Legend. He’s my Absolute Boy”
Jon: “Yeah , he always chugs his first Guinness of the day. Fucking Legend. He’s my Absolute Boy”
by Dirtbag6969 December 15, 2024
Get the Absolute Boy mug.The comparison of two items with properties. The first being that one average item trumps the other average item but if both items are "good" then the reverese is true and item 2 becomes better.
grass absolutes turf.
meaning your average turf is better than your average grass pitch but a good grass pitch is better than a good turf.
or
brunettes absolutes blondes.
meaning your average blonde is better looking than an average brunette but a 10/10 brunette is more attractive than the 10/10 blonde
meaning your average turf is better than your average grass pitch but a good grass pitch is better than a good turf.
or
brunettes absolutes blondes.
meaning your average blonde is better looking than an average brunette but a 10/10 brunette is more attractive than the 10/10 blonde
by Oh My Goodness :O December 31, 2024
Get the absolutes mug.When your fellow islanders want to gift you a copy of the new Call of Duty and you are all like 'ABSOSLUTLY NOT?'
'Hey, we're gonna all pitch in together and get you the new COD so you can play with us!'
'Uhhhhh... 'ABSOSLUTLY NOT?'
'Uhhhhh... 'ABSOSLUTLY NOT?'
by MattoMatto January 3, 2025
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I don't know what the hell kids are saying these days, I'm old man.
I don't know what the hell kids are saying these days, I'm old man.
"Hey did you see the latest game?"
"Aw yeah bru my brudda bruv cuz brother man, that was absolute cinema."
"Aw yeah bru my brudda bruv cuz brother man, that was absolute cinema."
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