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Predictive mask

Sometimes, when someone is being more of a gimp than just a gimp, they recieve a gimp mask! ( see gimp mask, wearing, applcation etc )

Sometimes, they will occasionally recieve of a predictive mask though.

if you are walking along a corridor and the person in front is a gimp, or has said something gimp-like recently, as you approach a turn in the corridor, you make a noise " shhhhh " then when that person turns the corner, you shout " hrrrrrr " thus predicting a gimp mask was waiting for them round that corner, and has now applied itself to their face.

Again, like with space masks, if the person in front predicts this mask is coming, they can " bat " it away in time. by holding an imaginary bat, and hitting the imaginary mask before it is applied, therefore the applicator then gets the mask!
Boy 1: Ok, we need to turn left here
Boy 2: "shhhhhhh"
Boy 1: *turns corner*
Boy 2: Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
Boy 1: oh fuck! predictive gimp mask...game over

Or

Boy 1: Ok, we need to turn left here
Boy 2: "Shhhhhhh"
Boy 1: Turns corner, and bats away mask!
Boy 2: Oh fuck! now ive got the predictive mask :(
by Giuseppe Mask November 16, 2009
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flight mask

When a guy put his balls over a girls eyes, and has his penis hangs down her nose. This was invented at one of Robb B.'s drunken sausage parties when Robb was T-baggin' and his partner fell and sat in his face.
by Turd -F May 13, 2005
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Gas-Masking

Holding in your fart around girls or a new girl you're hanging out with. Once 4 months pass by, it is acceptable to unleash the fury of your anus upon her.
Hey Matar,
Oh key Alek what's up?
I was hanging out with a new girl today, but I had the WORST farts. I was Gas-Masking the whole time.
by Mel Gibson Killers February 28, 2021
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GAS MASK

The action of cupping your anus with your hand farting and then clenching your hand into a fist so none of the fart can escape. after you simply cover someones face with your hand or gently toss it in the direction of there nose so they can wear your gas mask.
my little brother is sitting on the couch enjoying cartoons when i fart in my hand sneek up behind him and cover his face giving him a gas mask.
by dj fraustin April 9, 2011
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gorilla masking

when a man and a woman are enjoying intercourse and he is about to cum so he takes it out, turns her over and cums in her face, then quickly trims his pubes and throws them at her face making them stick creating gorilla masking.
"i did some awesome gorilla masking to my piece last night! she looked terrible!!"
by Sara5 June 17, 2008
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Mask Worship

When mute and deaf gods and goddesses (and man-made beasts or mythical animals) in houses of idolatrous worship are masked to set an example for followers or pilgrims how they ought to behave themselves selflessly in public.
Some religious leaders reminded their members that masking isn’t just a socially responsible act performed towards their fellow believers and unbelievers, but also serves as a reverential act of mask worship.
by MathPlus May 26, 2021
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Mask Shaming

The act of making another feel bad for either not wearing and/or improperly wearing a protective face mask during a pandemic.
Billy Bob: I saw Joe not wearing a mask during the debate.

Gip: Least he ain't chin strapping with his nose out.
Billy BoB: Aw Gip you mask shaming again?
Gip: Dangit Billy Bob you started the mask shaming by pointing out the fact he had none!
by CouchPotato420 September 30, 2020
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