weddings 

An excuse for people you barely know or like to invite you to spend a fortune on them and fawn over them for a whole day. Sometimes they will give you expensive wedding lists and yet get away with feeding you Asti Spumanti and mild cheese sandwiches.
Once invited to the wedding it is a downhill spiral into debt and having to buy summery dresses in the winter, and an expensive gift that you know that you cannot afford and that they will never use.

"so how come you can't afford that new BMW 3 series?"

" I have been invited to a wedding and have to save up for the gift"

weddings by Heather Scott July 17, 2005

muff welding 

Verb: The act of braiding two muffs (hairy vaginas) together.

Dillon once witnessed Bre and Katie muff welding each other at Adam's party. Upon seeing this, he then ran and told Alexa and she threw up and died.

muff welding by Edward and Lee May 22, 2006

Beef Weddington

beef wed-ing tuhn verb, noun

verb

1. Act of being tea-bagged in the basement.

noun

1. Road kill

2. Serial killer victim, wrapped in plastic wrap, set in the Sun to rot for 8 business days.

Charlie's planning a special beef weddington this week, I'd stay out of town if I were you.

Beef Weddington by JohJohnsderRickysBrother July 19, 2019

Weenie Welding 

When two men spend so much time together that others are given the impression that a homosexual relationship could be evolving.

He is up in the boss’s office every morning. They need to quit weenie welding.

Weenie Welding by What’sinana September 4, 2019

detective fat weedington 

1. a snake that was named after marijuana
2. a retarded detective
3. a meme

Retard: "so here i am guys with my new character, detective fat weedington"

detective fat weedington by shadowxxx908 May 24, 2016

porcelain welding

Particularly violent discharge of near liquid feces into the toilet bowl, resulting in a splattering effect around the rear of said bowl. Flushing will not remove this weld splatter, and it becomes dried on and very difficult to clean later. Sometimes under extreme porcelain welding conditions the tank, or wall behind may be hit by the weld splatter.

"Man Steve did some porcelain welding after dinner, Who's gonna clean that up"

porcelain welding by bunyon January 3, 2007

wadding

Stuffing; the insides of something

Dayum, when that slit ran the red light and almost hit us, it scared the wadding out of me.

wadding by Richard Black March 12, 2005