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urinary text infection 

when you're texting and peeing at the same time and you accidentally pee on your phone (males only).

ex.: What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
urinary text infection by oldsport December 17, 2014
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Urinal Brownie 

Pooping in the urinal.
Johnson made a urinal brownie in the Grand Island high school bathroom. It was quite the sight to see.

Urinalysis paralysis 

When you become too nervous to pee during a drug test. Can be caused by fear of testing positive or just plain situational discomfort.
Man, with the inspector standing right there, I got serious urinalysis paralysis.
Urinalysis paralysis by Hoser2 March 2, 2018
Uriella is Jewish for “God’s Light”. Uriellas are some of the most beautiful creatures to walk on this planet. They usually have perfect bodies and no body can help but admire how beautiful an uriella is. They are rare people and have the most beautiful eyes and most attractive lips. They’re extremely friendly and open towards people who are close to them and never ever talk stuff behind people, unless an uriella hates you! If she does you’re in deep water, she’ll make sure you know how much she despises you! They also have tons of friends that care about them, and an uriella appreciates and cares about her friends back just the same. Uriellas are just beautiful over all. Treasure your uriella!
Dani: Uriella is such a beauty.
Sam: I know right! She has all the boys after her.
Uriella by fapdingle July 2, 2018

urielectric 

Brendon Urie named his studio urielectric

showed in a tour of his house
Brendon Urie: I named my studio urielectric.............yeah
urielectric by PANcake~born March 3, 2019
Everytime i go piss, my dick feels hot and my piss is green. I think it has uranium in it, as if it's urinium.
Urinium by LeilaSP March 22, 2019
Somone who pretends to have a British accent to impress the ladies
Is he actually British?
No, he’s Uriel
Uriel by Yomoha123 December 5, 2021