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Trumpet

1. An instrument which is honestly not to difficult to play correctly.
2. The most egotistical and narcissistic of brass holes, who feel they must always be mean.
3. When it is played well, it is a beautifully sounding instrument which excels in Jazz and Marching style music.
4. Scrap metal. I'm referring to the players here, not the instrument.

Whilst trumpets are beautiful instruments, the people it attracts are not so. They will never admit to being wrong, and if you are a woodwind, expect crap to be thrown your way. They are often petty, immature, and are clearly over compensating for something. I suggest not paying any attention to them during band classes, as they will often be physically injuring each other, trying to pull rank and skill on you (This often fails in the skill department), and otherwise acting as the stereotypical idiotic teenage boy. (Even if they are female.)

They also seem to have some sort of personal vendetta against the clarinets, who often share parts. It might be something to do with them having the same concert pitch. (Bb)
The clarinet is the woodwind version of the trumpet. If you are a trumpeter, get over your sad delusions. If you are a clarinet, I know how it feels. I'm sorry.
by Alice will Appear November 23, 2010
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trumpet trousers

Man that guy's a trumpet trousers. His farts stink!
by Online Fan March 10, 2016
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trumpet

adj. Activity, project etc. that has the blessing of the President and is therefore usually odd or morally suspect.

..............
Is building a wall between you and the world still your trumpet project?

And my dream.
by gnostic3 December 12, 2016
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Trumpathetic

1. Expecting praise or reward for a poor attempt at a job.

2. Having an exaggeratedly high, or deluded opinion of oneself.
AskingJapanese PM to nominate you for the Nobel Peace Prize is trumpathetic.
by Reecesophoc February 17, 2019
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trumpetude

The characteristic of being like a trumpet
“Hey, you know how bob was farting and laying horizontally all day
“Yeah...”
“He got fired for too much trumpetude.”
by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid July 21, 2019
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Trumpstank

The noxious and indelible odor emanating from a person or politician who got caught up in the tsunami of bile, bullshit, racism, misogyny, homophobia, etc., that comes out of Trump’s pie hole daily.
“Damn G, Lindsey Graham got trumpstank so bad I can’t be in the same building with the boy."
by Couyon October 28, 2020
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Dump Trumpet

I would gladly thump her Dump Trumpet.
by Standard Bruv July 2, 2011
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