tooled up

Carrying a weapon, usually for a specific purpose.

John ensured he was tooled up for the job

by Loge May 6, 2003

Garden Tools

A dirty uneducated hoe

Man these garden tools lame as fuck bro. Jaree Don't got no garden tools he just got Nina.

by Diverse Shadow October 15, 2016

Tool Up

The act of acquiring firearms to go to war with a rival Gang, Crew, Set etc.

Used often in the series "The Wire"

Drug Dealer: Look man, all I'm saying if I'm gonna take you're package, split me and be fair. I got to pay all my people the same, and here you're upping the price on me.

Marlo Stanfield: Pay you're people less.

Drug Dealer: They my people, though.

Marlo Stanfield: Then short yourself... Split is 60/40. If you want better? You need to Tool Up and wait for Chris, Snoop, and the rest of my people, come pay a call on you're people.

Snoop: We will be brief with all you motherfuckers, I think you know.

Drug Dealer: A'ight. (Drug dealers walks away to go tool up).

by M I N N September 22, 2010

A Tool

When someone does not realise when a word is being used wrong , being ignorant not using brain or common sense only believing what he see's

You are being a tool right now You really believe chickens are humans

by soulflyman October 26, 2018

Tool Hour

The hour after school when every guy goes to the gym.

Seems to be tool hour at Cardinal, look at all the douchebags.

Let's go find a slam piece at Cardinal, before tool hour starts.

by Stavi Hoss January 6, 2012

tool store

the worst of all the "tools"
since a tool is better than a toolbox, and a toolshed is worse than a toolbox then a tool store is the worst of all of them

Man that Kevin is really a tool store!

by ferrdog April 9, 2008

Tools MacBagums

A combination of the stereotypical douche and tool. This character is usually seen in many profile pictures on facebook. Tools MacBagums is usually spotted in these pictures without a shirt on and standing in front of his bathroom mirror taking a picture with his camera phone. Tools MacBagums is usually found carrying a pack of cigarettes and a max of $12.

Person 1: "Yo man what's the deal with your new profile picture?"

Person 2: "Oh you like it? Yeah I thought I'd show off my abs a little bit for the girls."

Person 1: "Yeah ok Tools MacBagums"

by Mr. Shenanigans March 3, 2010