honky tonk

1.) a form of southern ragtyme piano playing, 2.) the sound one makes while squeezin' boobies; both are used by extreme rednecks

"Hey, flip the switch on the self playing piano. I wanna hear me some drinkin' music!"

"Hey, baby! Come on over and we's have a honky tonkin good time!"

by Pete October 7, 2003

[tonka]

Meaning "big", "huge", etc.

Look at that tonka bottle of rum! (Look at that huge bottle of rum!)
or
Her legs are so tonka. (She has really big legs.)

by Caitlin Leonard April 21, 2008

TONKPILS

Slipknot pronounced in German

The Nu Rock band TONK-PILS!

by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

Honky Tonk

At the culmination of coitus (preferably doggy-style) you retrieve your banjo, lift it over your shoulder and bring it down upon your present partners head. The dossal tones that will emanate from this southern harp will remind one of a honky tonk.

-a slight variation would be to sing a country or blue grass line (instrumental or vocal) before impact.

Most girls don't care for country or blue grass, but everyone enjoys a good honky tonk.

-Hey Jen, where did that bump come from?

-One of the 12 guys I screwed for money gave me a honky tonk.

by J. Cooper December 28, 2004

Tonsil tickler

Shoving your penis far enough in the throat to tickle the tonsils. May tickle more if a pubic hair gets stuck in the throat as well.

Nate slept through the entire tonsil tickler I gave him last night!

by Flap master June 17, 2013

tonkalonk

A Tonkalonk is a teen that has funnylooking hair, pale skin and is deeply perverted. A tonkalonk also like to play games involving tractors and little kid. They also have a favourite food of earwax and his own dead skin!

OMG! what a tonkalonk! errr. what is he doing with that little kid in a tractor.

by Lewis Gray February 5, 2008

Tonk

Used in Great Britain, mainly England. Mainly used to describe a muscular strong guy/girl who has been putting the work in at the gym. Can also be used to describe girls who are pretty or have big backs.

"Man got tonk in gym"
"Jimmy was looking tonk today with his top off"
"That gyal there is tonk, I would deffo smash"

by big man ting 6972453 November 27, 2020