mushroom tattoo

See mushroom stamp

I don't know what happened to Sarah at the party, but she came back with a nice mushroom tattoo.

by J April 22, 2004

Tit to Gut Ratio

a mathematical approximation of a person's physical attractiveness, most often used as a universal index of comparison among women of varied body types. Other uses include analysis of breast growth on overweight men (see manboob) and, rarely, justification for the use of the phrase BBW.

She would be a 2 if her tit to gut ratio wasn't a 3. That big girl's got enough tits to motorboat for hours.

by Big_BB February 24, 2010

alt tiktok

The retarded side of Tiktok. Nothing but pink-haired snowflakes.

I asked the girl from alt Tiktok to do a wrist reveal. She called me racist.

by refrain989 October 4, 2020

tattoo

A PERMANENT ink embellishment on the skin that is usually added in haste and regretted six months down the line; an expression of dedication to somebody or something, often resulting from moments whereby control over senses and emotion is utterly lost.

"Hey! Look at my totally unsexy tattoo! A strange musical character that apparently refers to my girlfriend of less than six weeks!"

by Insp. P. Squit April 30, 2006

ALT Tiktok

It the side of tiktok that supposed to be 'funny' but its really now. the comment are terrible, sounds and videos are just 10 year olds who found deep fried memes and call it funny but it isn't at all. never was and never will be.

ALT tiktok used to be good till the bandwagon ruined it by over using the same joke over and over

by 9'K June 24, 2020

sleep tattoos

N. The markings on the body from sleeping for an extended period of time, caused by blankets, clothing, or any other thing one would sleep on. Commonly found on the chest, face, and arms.

person 1: I just had the best nap of my life

Person 2: whats that all over your chest?

Person 1: oh those are just some sleep tattoos from my blanket.

by m_kobi November 10, 2013

Russian Tattoo

The red penis/mushroom tip shape left on a girl (or guys) face after being cocked slapped.

Damn, that looks like one big russian tattoo on the side of her face. She got cock slapped good.

by KH/LC May 12, 2003