Being in a state of extreme fatigue, frustration, and powerlessness after experiencing a day full of things going wrong, full of delays and mishaps, with absolutely no one taking responsibility or helping you out.
by jeffsmith96162 September 4, 2019
Get the American Airlines Tired mug.a formerly fabulous person who's fallen on hard times, a realisation of one's current haggard nature
*getting home at 4am after partying all night and looking in the mirror at myself, noticing how the glitter clumps in the wrinkle lines now, how the skin hangs around a gaunt frame, how the eye bags do sag* "look at you, tired old queen" *fade to black* ~~~
by asockworkorange May 27, 2018
Get the tired old queen mug.When during Anal intercourse (the woman may need to have diarrhea) the male pulls out and smacks his dick on the females back near the tramp stamp area. This will cause a lot of the fecal matter to be flung off and leave a trail of shit up the spine.
you dude i gave that bitch the muddy bicycle tire last night and she spent an hour in the shower trying to get the shit off! hahaha she couldn't reach it!!
by drewbag January 4, 2013
Get the Muddy Bicycle Tire mug.The ability to see a small object on the road and align your vehicle's tire just right so that it crushes the small object (like unopened/or opened beverage cans, and--if youre real deranged--small rodents like possums, squirrels, etc)
Dude did you see that guy turn that bunny into roadkill?? He's gotta have hella good tire-eye coordination to be able to do that!!
by @$$Y McGee April 13, 2008
Get the tire-eye coordination mug.its when everyone is wasted at a summer party, and your buddy has his pick of one smoking hot girl that wants to fuck, and one fat girl that wants to fuck. he picks the fat one because she "tricks" him by saying he can put it any where he wants.
"man we were at that awesome party last night, i cant believe he fucked that extremely fat chick!" "yea i know, he must have the tire rometto complex"
by shallowthoughtsby AB March 12, 2009
Get the the tire rometto complex mug.Showed up real early at a swim meet the other day, this guy says, "you look tired". What he meant to say was, "you look like shit".
by 713hdj August 27, 2011
Get the You look tired mug.A shithole of a business in a deplorable, undesirable, shithole of a Spanish minority neighborhood that specializes in used tire flat fix repairs with a unqualified clueless staff of barely legal employees that do not pay taxes because they did not know they would have to. Often trashing the local neighborhood and only speak English when you have to pay for services rendered. But well known for their world renowned free air pump.
Jose was the proud owner of the Dominican Tire Shop that had no clue what they were doing.
Thank god for the free air pump at the Dominican Tire Shop.
Thank god for the free air pump at the Dominican Tire Shop.
by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019
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